Every Butt Hurts

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Peacemaker, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Seriously...my hometown wants to clean up the cigarette butts all over town, but really, did the local nonprofit have to call the campaign "Every Butt Hurts?"

    So - many - jokes...

    I say we repair damaged manhole covers...We can call it "Every Hole is Sore."
     
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  2. Robert Maxwell

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    I was trying to think one up about utility poles but I can't seem to find inspiration.
     
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  3. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Who did they get for the focus groups? Twelve-year-olds?
     
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  4. Zulu Romeo

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    I'm thinking that they should have brought in REM to front the campaign.

    ... with maybe a small change in the song lyrics.
     
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  5. ManOnTheWave

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    I thought this was about movie theatres. Or porn actors.
     
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  6. Holdfast

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    And we've found a new motto for TNZ. :D
     
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  7. PKTrekGirl

    PKTrekGirl Arrogant Niner Thug Admiral

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    Wow...I wish the City of Atlanta could make enough progress on their 'to-do' list to reach the point where they could start worrying about cigarette butts. :(

    Silly slogans aside, to live in such a place sounds pretty good to me!
     
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  8. Tora Ziyal

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    :lol: Well I don't know about the "every" part, but mine sure does! (The folks who've been following my surgery thread will understand.) :lol:
     
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  9. Deranged Nasat

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    We'd all better start smoking to ease the pain, then. ;)
     
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  10. scotpens

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    Probably these guys.

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  12. Mr. Laser Beam

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    ^ Reminds me of this...

     
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  13. scotpens

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    That last one sounds more like Variety.

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  14. Peach Wookiee

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    :lol:
     
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