Ever tasted breast milk?

[Trekker4747]

Has anyone here ever tasted (human) breast milk?

Well, earlier today I had the opportunity. Sadly, not "straight from the tap" but breast milk none-the-less.

Got to say, not too impressed. Granted, I'm not the target audience for it but it kind of tasted like water down soy milk with a hint of sweetness.

So, have you ever tried human breast milk?

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Yes, right after I was born.

 

[Trekker4747]

Ok, other than when you were an infant. Have you ever tasted breast milk in your adult life?

 

[Rii]

Walked right into that one.

 

[May 20]

I breastfed both my kids, so, yeah, I've tasted the milk my body produced for my kids.

 

[Trekker4747]

Walked right into that one.

Seemed to me that what I was asking should've been obvious.

Alas...

 

[Ruaidhri]

Walked right into that one.

Seemed to me that what I was asking should've been obvious.

Alas...

Of course it was obvious, but you don't think people here are going to pass up the chance to be a smartass, do you?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yes I have. Oh wait you probably meant human breast milk. No, no I haven't.

 

[Mr. B]

I have not, but merely holding the source is a privilege in itself.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Fatty secretions from modified sweat glands -- yuck! Oh wait...

 

[jamestyler]

I have by accident. It was far from a pleasant experience.

 

[Q2UnME]

I have on a few occasions. The first time was do to "things" getting a little out of hand during a romantic encounter just after my first son was born. The second was not too long after that while up with said infant son at 3:30 in the morning. He was having his bottle, I made a cup of coffee and there was no milk or creamer in the 'frig. At that early, sleep deprived hour, I figured, if it was good for him, what the hell. Didn't have to add that much sugar to my coffee too.

Q2

 

[Deckerd]

I have by accident. It was far from a pleasant experience.

Wrong bottle of milk in the fridge?

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

I'm wondering if there's a market for human breast milk. Set up a mobile milking parlour to visit sink estates, and pay single mothers on the dole to relieve them of their spare lactations. A bit like wet nurses in the days of yore.

 

[Deckerd]

I think you can buy it already.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

No thanks, I'll pass -- but it's a handy hint for those who wish to try every experience in life -- apart from incest and folk dancing, of course.

 

[Omnius]

Whenever someone mentions breast milk, it always reminds me of this Little Britain sketch:
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY[/yt]

 

[Deckerd]

Bitty!

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Welcome to the family.

 

[jamestyler]

I have by accident. It was far from a pleasant experience.

Wrong bottle of milk in the fridge?

I wish it was. It was more a "I didn't realise milk was still coming out of those." moment.