


Yep. Two episodes in a row where the episode's teaser features a naked person with only one single butt cheek showing and one of the main characters giving us a meme worthy face palm. Since this episode takes place after Deja Q, I wonder if Picard insisted on a naked woman to cleanse the memory of seeing Q naked on the bridge.
*clears throat*
Our episode opens with another clone of the orbital office complex where Riker and LaForge are meeting with a Doctor Apgar. When Riker very insistently asks to be beamed back to the Enterprise, the station explodes in a giant fireball! O'Brien manages to get Riker back onto the Enterprise before he was fully engulfed in the explosion, to which Riker is surprised that when he gets back that the station just exploded.
Thus begins our trial episode of TNG where Riker is accused of murdering the good doctor Apgar and destroying the priceless model of the orbiting space office from TMP. Just kidding, it's just the murder. It turns out that our "Happy to flirt with any alien woman" Riker just somehow managed to get Apgar jealous when he started to have some alone time with Apgar's wife. What follows is one of the goofiest trials where the witnesses describe what they remember and it's recreated on the holodeck. Oh, yes. We get to see all sorts of depictions of the same event, and it's anything but dramatic. You would think that having Troi on the scene would help move things along by having her along would make things easier, but they don't. Forget about stating the obvious, she actually upfront says "It is the truth as each of you remembers it." I'm starting to think that the writers are just coming up with ways on making her more useless.
The most memorable moment of the trial is when Agpar catches Riker and his wife having an intimate moment. The depictions goes from Apgar not being able to punch Riker and falling on the floor, Apgar getting punched in the stomach twice by Riker and than finally Apgar actually managing to beat the snot out of Riker with Riker shouting that Apgar is a dead man. The newly restored HD version of this episode makes the shot of Riker punching Apgar all the more hilarious because now we can clearly tell that it's not only a stunt guy playing Apgar, it's also a stunt guy playing Riker. It's astounding.
We also get a funny scene where the prosecutors show Riker doing a quick 180º turn with his phaser drawn and shoots Apgar's experiment right as he's beaming away. Problem is that when we saw Riker beam back onto the Enterprise, he wasn't even holding his phaser. Does Riker or anyone bring up this little fact? Of course not. No one brings up the fact that Riker didn't even have his phaser out when he rematerialized back onto the Enterprise, or check the phaser if it had actually been fired. They just sit there like they just witnessed the most damning piece of evidence that might actually convict him.
In the end, it turns out Apgar wanted to kill Riker the moment he started to beam out by using his experiment to shoot a beam of death at him. It reflects back on itself and thus everyone concludes that this is the cause of the explosion. The end.
CONCLUSION:
This episode is a great one and for all the wrong reasons. It's one of those rare TNG episodes that fits into the "So Bad it's Good" categories of entertainment due to the silly acting, silly make up and even sillier re-enactments of supposed events. It's not every day that you get to see poorly acted characters watch themselves acting poorly and acknowledging it. One last thing to note is that this is the last whole episode where the universe is still 'normal'. I'm so excited.
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