Greetings, captionettes! Seems we're full up on hilarity from the last contest, which means it's time to-- Yes, yes, I was just getting to that! First up, we have the "J.J. Abrams Has Ruined Everything!" award, going to: Up next is the "You Haven't Experienced Tarantino Until You've Read Him in the Original Vulcan" award, going to: Followed by the "Won't You Not Be My Valentine?" award, going to: Next is the "Works Almost Every Time" award, going to: And last but not least, the "Any Port in an Ion Storm" award, going to: Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners! They say that the night is darkest before the dawn, but evidently those people never watched the middle portion of ENT's second season. Ladies and gents, I give you "Dawn." Have fun!