ENT Caption Competition #007 Belly Buttons

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Forrest: Archer, the difference between you and me is...I make this look GOOD. :mallory:
     
  2. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

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    FORREST: In the future I see more gold and armor in our uniforms. Something really blinged out and over the top camp.
    ARCHER: I hope I'm dead before that happens.
     
  3. CorporalCaptain

    CorporalCaptain Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    TFTW, Tenacity!


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    Mirror Archer: Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries?


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    Mirror Archer: I've jettisoned the crewmen who botched the mission.

    Mirror Forrest: That's good work, but the failure of the mission is your responsibility. Guess what the penalty for that is?
     
  4. Doc Mugatu

    Doc Mugatu Captain Captain

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    Admiral Forrest: DAMMIT, Archer, ditching your underwear was NOT what I meant when I said it was time for us to go commando!
     
  5. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Orion Woman in BG (to fellow crewmate): Should we tell the captain that his thong is showing?
     
  6. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Despite the crew protests, Archer refused to come down and eat his vegetables.
     
  7. pl1ngpl0ng

    pl1ngpl0ng Captain Captain

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    Andorian: THIS early ?
    Crewman: Yeah it's called "morning gymnastics" for a reason...
     
  8. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Archer: "Who wants to sing a duet with me? Anyone? Okay, I'll just pick someone at random..."
    Redshirt (thinking): "The one day I choose to assert my individuality..." *sigh*
     
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  9. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    "Okay, this is a very dangerous mission and whomever I pick out is certain to die unexpectedly, probably from a dart-throwing plant, and will likely not be returning alive. Who to pick ... who to pick....."
     
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