Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, Jan 2, 2019.
Forrest: Archer, the difference between you and me is...I make this look GOOD.
FORREST: In the future I see more gold and armor in our uniforms. Something really blinged out and over the top camp.
ARCHER: I hope I'm dead before that happens.
Mirror Archer: Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries?
Mirror Archer: I've jettisoned the crewmen who botched the mission.
Mirror Forrest: That's good work, but the failure of the mission is your responsibility. Guess what the penalty for that is?
Admiral Forrest: DAMMIT, Archer, ditching your underwear was NOT what I meant when I said it was time for us to go commando!
Orion Woman in BG (to fellow crewmate): Should we tell the captain that his thong is showing?
Despite the crew protests, Archer refused to come down and eat his vegetables.
Andorian: THIS early ?
Crewman: Yeah it's called "morning gymnastics" for a reason...
Archer: "Who wants to sing a duet with me? Anyone? Okay, I'll just pick someone at random..."
Redshirt (thinking): "The one day I choose to assert my individuality..." *sigh*
"Okay, this is a very dangerous mission and whomever I pick out is certain to die unexpectedly, probably from a dart-throwing plant, and will likely not be returning alive. Who to pick ... who to pick....."
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