Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing...

[Guy Gardener]

Sexually obtuse philandering pornmonkey in The Original Series... So without the weight of the Federation on his squared sexy shoulders and the lives of 415 people hedging the Captain's every decision, exactly how much "action" and trouble is young Kirk's magic pickle going to thrust him into if little Jimmy is truly an unrestrained monster hellbent on getting it's own way?

So really, my question, is how many women, do you guess is young Kirk going to "make out" with during the course of this movie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

1) Uhura
2) Yeoman who dies tragically in the big battle scene
3) Giantess Princess
4) Klingon Villain

FOUR

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

None, Kirk will be shot in the back one minute after appearing on screen by a time-traveling Romulan which will cause a paradox that will destroy the Star Trek universe forever.

 

[Dale]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

I'm guessing 2... the "love of his life" and some hot alien chick.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

Probably just one. Carol Marcus perhaps. Or some hot scantily green alien chick.

 

[pookha]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

yeah maybe twoo.
not i dont expect it to follow canon this closely but it seemed a younger kirk was a far more at least outworldy serious chap.

 

[3D Master]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

How about none? Where is that option?

 

[Woulfe]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

I voted 42....

Just 'cause....

 

[Balthier the Great]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

42

And don't forget your towel.

 

[Plum]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

DON'T PANIC!

 

[drasche]

Re: Dulled by old age, slowed by a gut, he was a womanizing.

I'd say only one. I don't think they will push Kirk this far