Dukat channels Trump on Twitter

[Sakonna]

I hope I have the right place to post this... I assume it's too political for the proper DS9 forum.

https://twitter.com/realRealDukat

Whoever is running this Twitter account is really onto something. I did not remember that Dukat's justification for joining the Dominion was that he had to "make Cardassia strong again." Also, those Dukat/Ziyal and Trump/Ivanka relationships really do parallel each other ("My daughter Ziyal's been treated so unfairly by Farpoint Station. She's a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing!")

I particularly like Attorney General Armus, Treasury Secretary Daimon Bok, and Secretary Of Health Crystalline Entity (who will repeal SiskoCare, and replace with the dissolving of all carbon-based life).

I assume the Borg Queen has just been narrowly confirmed as Education Secretary, despite wanting to dismantle the school system in favor of just sealing children in maturation chambers for a few years.

 

[E-DUB]

"We look for things to make us great again."-Pakled Ambassador.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Very well done.

The daughter quotation gives me the creeps. A little too personal for me.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

Wasn't there a poster here, about a decade ago, who called himself Real Dukat? Or maybe I confuse him with someone from a different board.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I hope I have the right place to post this...

Yeah, it's fine here.

 

[publiusr]

It's sad that SLS looks like it will be the yuge rocket that flies in the Trump administration.

It's loud, orange--and everybody hates it too.


----try the baked fish--and everybody remember to tip your waiter.

 

[Six of Twelve]

Thanks for turning me on to this Twitter.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

OMG I love this......... It's brilliant

 

[Sakonna]

Uh oh, now he's tweeting about repealing the Prime Directive...