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DS9 Caption That # "Shoal, Patrol, & Caption"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Foreground Jem'hadar: "A polo? Refreshing mint? Why, thank you, Keevan".
Background left Jem'Hadar (thinking): "He gave the Second a polo. The Second! Oh god, I'm losing favour..."
"According to this tricorder, both you and O'Brien are dead, Jadzia. That's odd. I must have gotten the wrong tea set. This was Garak's teapot, wasn't it? God knows what was in it....I'm really sorry, guys."
"Has it been an hour yet? I want to go in"
"No. Await the First's signal"
"I heard it was a myth anyway"
"Await the signal"
"We don't even actually eat food, we're Jem'Hadar..."
"Await the signal".
"I hear someone ordered a Sisko-gram? Well, this one's for you, baby".
Jem'Hadar: "Mr. Vorta, I gotta boo-boo on my finger. Can you put a Band-Aid on it pwease?"
Bashir: "Rafts made from branches? No. Rafts made from starship debris? No. Ah! Here it is-- Rafts made from two dead guys and a crate! Man, these Starfleet survival guides are incredible!"
Hour three of the awkward pause following Grav'kalagan's unexpected love confession...
Sisko: "Keep firing men! Pow-kapow-bang-kerpow-blam!"
Bashir: "Captain, I don't think they're buying it."
Sisko: "Keep firing! Bang-pow-pow-pazooom-bang!"
Keevan: That's right, I personally filled this all today. This will forever put to rest the question of whether Vorta are fully-functional!
Device: "And I've got faith...of the hearrrrrttt!!!!!"
O'Brien: "Ah bloody Hell Julian, not again!"
Dax: "I'd rather die right now than hear that one more time."
Sisko: I don't care if we've done it 7 times already. Pull my finger again! That is an order!
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Unbeknownst to Miles and Jadzia, Julian had already sent the cellphone pictures to Keiko.
Pull my finger.
Wow six posts before that came up
Jem'Hedar: "Last time I pulled a finger I had to Kill three men for passing out, then Sisko got away..I will not fall for that again."
I think this one should've been shortened to just "Has it been an hour yet?"
Even Jem'Hadar observe the "No Talking While Using the Urinal" rule.
Jem'Hadar: Would you like some gum? It's Ketracel White Cool Mint flavored.
Even though the Defieant was destroyed and 90% of the crew were killed, Bashir still found time to Twitter.
Sisko: Can I touch you boobie Dax?
Sisko: There's that asshole Rick Berman! Shot him!
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Sisko: "Abrams! Get your bitch ass back over here!" *Points finger authoritativley* "don't you shine that lens flare shit in my face, either!"
JEM'HADAR: "Awesome. Now if we could just find a hooker so that we could sniff it off her ass, we'd have a party!"
Stranded light-years from Federation space, short on supplies, critical injuries all around, no hope of rescue... and still no one could tear Julian away from his game of Tetris.
Sisko: "Cause it to occur. Helm, warp 2, commence. Stupid Picard and his stupid copyrights."
Austin Vorta Powers: "Do I make you horny, baby?"
"Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka... Pew pew pew."
O'Brien muffled: "Give it a rest Julian, the batteries in that antique Pacman game died three weeks ago."
Keevan: "...oh, by the way, we're out of coffee."
Bashir: "Wait a minute! I'm not picking up any life forms! That must mean...we're dead!"
O'Brien: "Try turning the damn thing on, Julian."
Remata'Klan (thinking): Can't I write my name in the sand in peace?
Sisko: "No disintegrations!"
Boba Fett (off camera): "As you wish."
Vorta: "It's the last packet of frosting for my Toaster Strudel. Guard it with your life."
O'Brien: "What does the tricorder say, Julian?"
Bashir: "It says 'beep-beep-bleep', Miles."
Err... sorry.
JEM'HADAR: "Awesome. Now if we could just find a hooker so that we could sniff it off her ass, we'd have a party!"
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