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DS9 Caption That # "Real Time With Benjamin Sisko"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it GREAT that the Jem'Hadar can aim! Those Valiant brats getting blown up like that was frickin' HILARIOUS!!!!
You know what would be even funnier: if one day someone made a movie about cadets like those and they were portrayed as praiseworthy heroes who the entire Federation bows to!
The First: That's right, Jeffrey Combs' schedule has just freed up, therefore your services as a dud Vorta are no longer required. Step upside and let the man come through!
They all laughed at Odo's impersonation of William Shattner’s Denny Crane
Lets see the winning power ball numbers will be.........
Jem'hedar: "You think this is funny mother fucker? This is what happens when you get Vorta herpes"
Sisko: "GRrr, and now you've touched me! That was your second mistake!"
Starship voyages are intensely boring. Days and weeks of travel through uneventful, barren, empty space, enlivened only by a farting contest.
Brought to an abrupt end here, when Kira 'sharts' in her uniform.
Vorta: "And news just in, the Founders tell us that the massed Federation, Klingon and Romulan fleet, all weapons armed, now approaching Cardassia, are actually here to surrender. All glory to the Founders."
Jem'Hadar: "I hate Fox News!"
Jem'Hadar: "You've got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here."
Sisko: "Look who's talking."
Bashir offscreen: "Simple, The Running Man."
Sisko: "Ooh, so close, that was Total Recall. Try another?"
Even Sisko had to admit it was funny when someone managed to sneak a whoopee cushion onto his chair.
But what he glad the camera was rolling when he noticed Kira had laughed so hard she'd begun to wet herself.
Jem hadar: "Sir I must report-"
Vorta: "One moment. I am watching this YouTube video. HA! Kira just wet herself."
Jem hadar: *sniff. Sniff.* It wasn't a whoopee cushion this time, was it?
Sisko:"No. I'm afraid it wasn't."
Vorta (softly): "Don't think we can't see you. -Ah, First, thank you for contacting me as ordered- The helm console watches me, oh yes, yes it does, but we're on to it, aren't we, precious? We won't let it take control just yet- Await orders, First-if we stare at it, it'll know we're on to it".
Jem'Hadar: "Okay, the Vorta's lost it. I'll give you the codes to take down his shields, on one condition. There is an Earth vessel, known as the "Mini". I want one of those."
Sisko: "And little does that Jem'Hadar sucker know, it already had 500,000 miles on the clock! And the wheels! Scavenged from a scrap heap!"
"And the paint job! I got Quark to slop some whitewash on it then spray on some stuff from Jake's old art set!"
VORTA (softly): Yeah, I gotta relay some order to those scale face idiots. You hear this one?
How many Jem Haddar does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four! One to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder....Hahahahahahahahahahah!
What? we're transmitting?
JemHaddar: I said we'd take care of it. I just need a ladder.
SISKO: So I hit him....
SISKO: Seriously, I cleaned his clock. "Omnipotent" my ass!!!
SISKO: "... so then he said, 'That's not my tendril!'"
KIRA: "Hahahahahahhaha..."
SISKO: "Excellent... the new Kira-bot even laughs at my corny jokes! This is perfect! Okay, boys, shut her down!"
SISKO: "Good work! Now, take her to my quarters -- after my shift is over, that's where the real fun is gonna start!"
VORTA: "Can you hear me now? Good!"
JEM'HADAR: "Have I ever told you that your eyes are the most incredible shade of brown?"
SISKO: "No... and I hope you never do."
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Sisko: "So then I, hold on a second,...*fart*"
*Sisko and Kira laugh like Terrance and Phillip*
Kira: *fart*
Guy in back: "We don't know these people and we've never met them before."
Gelnon: "Wait, wait a second; I'm getting a message. It says...I'm the Vorta, you're the Jem'Hadar, so you'll do whatever the fuck I tell you to. Got it?"
Jem'Hadar: "Do you use Nair to make it so smooth?"
This round's winners
The prize:
A Jem'Hadar....Toaster. Now you can inprove your culinary and killing arts at the same time. Pull this bad boy out at your next Iron Chef match and see who comes home with the prize***
***Be sure that the business end of the rifle..err toaster is pointed away from you.
JEM'HADAR: "Have I ever told you that your eyes are the most incredible shade of brown?"
SISKO: "No... and I hope you never do."
Lets see the winning power ball numbers will be.........
Jem'hedar: "You think this is funny mother fucker? This is what happens when you get Vorta herpes"
Sisko: "GRrr, and now you've touched me! That was your second mistake!"
The prize:
A Jem'Hadar....Toaster. Now you can inprove your culinary and killing arts at the same time. Pull this bad boy out at your next Iron Chef match and see who comes home with the prize***
***Be sure that the business end of the rifle..err toaster is pointed away from you.
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