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DS9 Caption That # "Our Usual Business"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Quark: " Alright then, looks like you are all set to go. Oh, one small thing. My head might be on Kira's body."
Quark: "Don't worry, I'm giving you a 20% discount."
O'Brien: "I'm telling you Sir, it was Keiko's idea to re-enact the suicide of Vedek Yassim. I had absolutely nothing to do with it!"
Sisko: "Alright Chief. Since everybody hated Keiko, I don't think there will be any formal charges. Just don't make a habit of this kind of thing."
"And then Jadzia slipped me a pill named Viagra!"
"...By the fifth hour that's when things started to get really interesting!"
Quark: "Gaila, could you please bring me a sample of that mutagenic retro-virus? I've changed my mind. I do want to die."
Where will you be when your diaherra comes back?
So You Think You Can Dance: Puppet Style
Gaila - "It's the latest in Etch-a-Sketch technology."
Quark - "Being that you're about to sneeze and blow boogars all over it, can I at least have a %15 discount?"
O'Brien - "Gosh, all of you act like you've never accidentally dropped a jar of isotopes before!"
Sisko - "Of course we have, they've just never been radio-active!"
Quark thinks to himself, "I swear to god, if this dusche gives me another wet willy...."
Quark - "Gaila, this guy's so fucked up, I think he actually shat himself."
Extra credit
Quark was nervous proposing marriage.
"Did he say YES?"
"He said YES!"
The pastor couldn't contain his giggles on hearing about what was involved in the Ferengi wedding ceremony he was asked to perform.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The Fairy-tale Strangler!!!!
Nathaniel
``My very own ... baking chocolate?''
``Wait a minute -- this is a space station! Why do we have Venetian blinds?''
``Yes, Chief, very good roll, but you're letting your life be ruled by your Yahtzee habit.''
Everyone was captivated by the tense confrontation between Sisko and O'Brien ... except the one doof on the left who was smiling and was about to hold up a ``B5 RULES!'' poster.
``What do you mean, `oil can'?''
``Ah, an unencumbering expose of a delightful comme ci, comme ca featuring a bracing plume de ma tante, of course sans the ennui.''
``You're not a real wine taster, are you?''
Sisko never did understand why this time the wormhole aliens were in so huggy a form.
The winners this round
The prize
A Verteron Node, a perfect gift for the guy/gal that has everything
(everything, except a Verteron Node of course)
Navaros said:
Quark: " Alright then, looks like you are all set to go. Oh, one small thing. My head might be on Kira's body."
USS Valkyrie said:
O'Brien - "Gosh, all of you act like you've never accidentally dropped a jar of isotopes before!"
The prize
A Verteron Node, a perfect gift for the guy/gal that has everything
(everything, except a Verteron Node of course)
^ What the hell is a Verteron node? 
Anyway, taking this down now. See the new pinned thread for the next round, gang!
Anyway, taking this down now. See the new pinned thread for the next round, gang!
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