DS9 Caption That # "Caption Me, Now"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round. Caption them. Now.

Extra Credit

 

[Rat Boy]

Rom: "He saw your what?"

Eris: "Do you expect me to be afraid? You're holding it backwards."

Sisko: "No I'm not."

Eris: "Damn!"

Lursa: "Chardonnay? Chardonnay?! If you want this three-way to happen, you better come up with something with a little more bite, pal."

Never, ever stick Jiffy Pop in the microwave.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Judas Ascendant said:
The pics for the new round. Caption them. Now.

Umm... Qapla'?

Zimmerman: "For the last time, you say how much you hate me, while Leeta tries to get you to stop. You realize that I'm standing right behind you and I stand here glowering at you. It's all really funny, and saves AdmiralGarak from thinking up a new joke."
Rom: "Lazy bastard."

Vorta: "Threaten all you want, Captain, but you can't stop our marriage!"

The Duras sisters took it very poorly when their pledge only netted them a crummy tote bag.

February 24, 2008
AntonyF: "DAMN YOU, VBULLETIN!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Grodenchik: So who is this guy?

Masterson: Dunno, said he was a Star Trek regular.

Odo: I'd like you to meet the new Vorta.

Sisko: Vorta!!!! I hate those smarmy little....Why hello. How you doin'?

The pee stick has turned blue!!!!

Ok we've corralled the megalotribble. Now we have to get it on the Klingon ship.

 

[Shatmandu]

Rom: "Have you seen Outpost4?"

 

[PKTrekGirl]

AdmiralGarak said:

February 24, 2008
AntonyF: "DAMN YOU, VBULLETIN!!!"

If only it was brown, that would be PERFECT!

 

[Kirby]

Rom: Wait a second... He hold you that his name is Zimmerman and he's a working on holograms? He told me his name is Wolsey and he's looking for some sort of gate.

Leeta: I'll call security.

 

[DizzyMan]

Vorta: Yes, it was a set-up. I can't believe you humans could be so gullible. Oh, and for your information, Commander… I faked every orgasm.

 

[DizzyMan]

Lursa: We're going to need a lot more than this! Have you never seen a Klingon bukkake movie?

 

[Nebusj]

``They can't intimidate us that way. If they're going to film a Voyager on our space station then we'll just sneak over to their spaceship and tell Harry Kim he was promoted.''

``You can't intimidate me that way. I know as well as you do that your phaser is just a USB-powered keyboard vacuum.''

``You can't intimidate me that way. I know as well as you do that your secret weapon is lost somewhere inside your chic `crazy tile' purse, next to the Andes mints fused with the extra-soft tissue paper.''

The tragic consequences of being unable to tell a cabbage from a lettuce -- even giant rampaging bloodthirsty monster lettuce -- graphically demonstrated.

 

[Kirby]

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"I'm Lursa Hansen from StardateLine NBC. Sir is your screen name 'Wormhole 69'? What are you doing here, and why do you have this backpack full of 'toys'? You have no honor, and I should kill you where you stand!"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

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Eris: "You call that a vibrator? At least the Founders can shape-shift."

"And as you can see with this next product, the Avon of the 24th Century caters to every need of the metrosexual."

 

[Kegek]

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Rom: So, uh... what do you think of quantum hypothermic antemporal monadological engineering theory?

Eris: Is that your phaser or are you just pleased to see me?
Sisko: Does it look like I'm pleased to see you?

Lursa: This TV remote is not drunken Klingon resistant! We demand a spare!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Bajoran: "Fine, you can take my silver rod, my wallet, and the keys to my runabout, but could you at least give me my man purse back?"

 

[NathanielM]

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Rom: You should see Quark's member when it is REALLY extended!

Eris: "You don't think that your portable Orgasmatron is going to work do you?"

Sisko: "No, but I am gonna take a shot at it anyway!"

Eris: "Damn!"

Lursa: See I keep my husband's mummified balls in my sack here."

Man: Oh so he's kinda like the Penisless Baldwin Brothers of the twentieth century...

Lursa: Exactly.

Lursa's Sister <snickering>

This is what happens when your mascot cat throws up a hairball over time.

 

[David]

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Sisko: "You may escape, but this device I hold in my hand will infect you with a virus that will remove your ability to release energy bolts from your body. As soon as you come into contact with other vorta, the virus will spread to them. Soon none of your species will poses this ability, and we'll never see it again. Mwahahaha, Now get off my station!"

Cheers

Dave

 

[Elmo Dukat]

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Leeta: Mmm, bite-sized Picardo!

Odo's thoughts: This shirt is so soft! I wonder what this material is? Damn, if I can't even mimic a decent nose no way in hell I'm going to mimic this stuff...maybe we should make her do a strip search...

Lursa's thoughts: Oh look, Targogh sent me a text message! "ur hot w8 4 me imk l8tr." What in Stovalcor is "imk?" Crap!

 

[LeadHead]

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Chase: Do you think we should tell Bob he's on the wrong set?

Eris: You may think you've got me, but I'll be back!
(Avery and Rene fall on the floor laughing)

Tana: As you can see, I got you the Early editions of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Lursa: With "Hot coffee?!!!"

Scotty: Captain, I cannae change the laws of Physics! (Sees at giant ball) Well, what do ya know?

 

[SciFi75]

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One reason why it's not a good idea to squeeze your zits.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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VORTA: Bah! I would have gotten away with it, if not for those kids and their dumb dog!