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DS9 Caption That # "By Humor's Light"
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Bashir: "You ate the last cherry-flavoured ration bar, Worf. Garak specifically said he wanted the cherry one. Garak says he isn't your friend anymore and won't talk to you ever again".
Worf (singing): "Loving you
Is easy cause you're beautiful
Making love with you
Is all I want to do
Loving you
Is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do
Is out of loving you..."
*throws back head and makes the tweety bird la-la-la oooooo noises*
"Welcome to Obsidian Order HQ, Gul Rennar. What Agent Garak has in this box will ensure that your treachery is confessed in full and without further ado. Or would, had he not forgotten to lock it last night and allowed it to escape".
Sisko: "So what will it be, Gowron? Sign the treaty allowing us to stand against Dominion aggression, or throw a selfish, egotistical tantrum and allow us all to be enslaved due to foolish pride?"
Gowron: "Quiet, I'm still thinking".
[grunts and sputtering farts, then lets out a very loud wet fart. Afterward a loud sound of a large object being dropped in water.]
Worf: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! I've been trying to push that monster out for the last two hours.
Sisko: Chancellor Gowron, can you please explain to me exactly what 'slash fic' is?
Gowron: er...
"I'm being compered to who now? And what's this about a fan fiction about me? Screw this for a game of Legates, I'm hiding in the tiny dark room!"
"Now I'M in a caption contest! Is there no end to this dishonuor?"
{falls to the ground weeping}
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Garak wasn't sure any government would legally publish his new series of slash novels involving a Vampire Bashir. Thus, he slipped out into the night to make a deal with the Orion Syndicate to do so.
Sisko: "We have a problem, Gowron."
Gowron: "Is that...?"
Sisko: "Yes, it's Garak's new series of slash novels, and they're disturbingly growing in popularity."
Worf: "Why?? Oh, why did Vampire Bashir have to sacrifice himself? O'Brien was not worth it!"
Dax (off screen): "Um, it's just a book, Worf."
Bashir: "Um, as honored as I am to not only be the subject of a popular series of slash novels, but also four major motion pictures, graphic novels, a TV series that includes two spin-offs, plus a theme park, I really do wish I could have been consulted so I might have gotten some royalties out of the deal."
Garak: "You think you're upset? I haven't received a drop of latinum either. *sigh* That's what I get for selling the rights to the Orion Syndicate."
Garak: "It's no use trying to make excuses, Doctor. They all saw what we were doing. Do you have any idea what Dukat will do when he finds out about our threesome with Ziyal?"
Garak: "You expect me to go in there?"
Hippocrates Noah: "No Mr Garak, I expect you to die!"
Gowron: "You expect the Klingon Empire to cecede the Brakian system to the Federation. Humans are so stupid... What's this, some ineffectual treaty stipulation?"
Sisko: "It's the bill for your manicure, colonic, exfoliation, and a weekend of pamper time at an exclusive Bajoran spa."
Gowron: "Take the territory."
Bashir os: "Give it up Worf, Kor already got the MGM gig."
Bashir: "Are you sure this is necessary?"
First Eggaf'lan: "Either you administer the body cavity search, or I will Doctor, and believe me, a Jem'Hadar's skin is not as kind to the Cardassian rectum as a human's is."
WHAT-IF... DS9's characters read the DS9 Forum?
The crew discovers the Worf's Penis thread. Worf does not take it well.
Garak: "Crawl into this vent and risk a nervous breakdown due to my crippling claustrophobia, or read an entire thread about Worf's penis?"
Bashir: "Captain, we found him wedged in a vent in a fetal position, crying like a baby. He must have been in there for a week at least."
Garak: "Sniffle... at least there's a thread comparing me to Kirk now."
Gowron: "So they spend all their time talking about Vampires, Worf's penis, Ezri's chest, and a Gillette thingy?"
Sisko: "I also found this thread a few pages back. It shows you dressed in drag."
Gowron: "Son of a bitch..."
The crew discovers the Worf's Penis thread. Worf does not take it well.
Garak: "Crawl into this vent and risk a nervous breakdown due to my crippling claustrophobia, or read an entire thread about Worf's penis?"
Bashir: "Captain, we found him wedged in a vent in a fetal position, crying like a baby. He must have been in there for a week at least."
Garak: "Sniffle... at least there's a thread comparing me to Kirk now."
Gowron: "So they spend all their time talking about Vampires, Worf's penis, Ezri's chest, and a Gillette thingy?"
Sisko: "I also found this thread a few pages back. It shows you dressed in drag."
Gowron: "Son of a bitch..."
^
Bashir: "Garak, are you upset because you don't have a Manly Purple Hat?"
Garak: [mumbles something about Dukat's ancestry]
Garak: "How I hate public restrooms. This stage fright is killing me."
Gowron: "They are not my little blue pills. I am a warrior! I need no help in that department."
Sisko: "Drop the act, Droopy. You were Tweeting about your e.d. all last week while you were on that blood wine bender...see?"
Worf: "You like me. You really, really like me. I want to thank the academy, my fans......"
Bashir: "I'm sorry. I did't mean to be late. We can still have 'cuddle time'."
Andrew Robinson had an escape plan ready in the event of another Mirror Universe episode.
Gowron: "I'm not paying that bill because I sure as hell didn't order fifty hearts of targ!"
What's worse than getting jabbed with a painstik by John Tesh? Being forced to listen to his music.
Bashir: "Well, now we know why the Romulans say to never turn your back on a Breen."
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