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KEIKO: It's an honored and ancient Earth custom called a "threesome"
I really think this needs to win
KEIKO: It's an honored and ancient Earth custom called a "threesome"
I really think this needs to win
It took all the way to the second caption for "threesome" to be mentioned. What took it so long? Is something wrong with my computer?
Keiko: Well I've got him housetrained and doubting his mother. But he still does the sock thing, so I'll cut ten percent off the price.
Kira: But the G spot thing is every time?
Keiko: Oh yes. Every time. He's like the Rain Man.
That's not how the Fishface Coffee Asswipe makes his cappucinos, brother, and everybody loves those.
Your authority is not taken seriously, eh? Well Captain Sisko, we at the DZ9 will do everything we can for you. Have you ever considered a ball job? Shaving your head, I mean. As in bowling. Did you go to that party at the bowling alley? It was really off the hook!
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Keiko: "Blah blah blah, stretchmarks, blah blah blah, morning sickness, blah blah blah, back pain..."
Kira (thinking): Is it too late to get this thing out of me?
Rom was surprised that Quark followed up on his threat to spit in every third drink served.
Rom gets propositioned by Grignak the fish-looking coffee asswipe while ordering a latte.
Insane Trekkie: "It's spelled Mugato, you hack! And I'm not letting you out until you get it right!"
Miles always hated it whenever Keiko got back from her fishing trips.
"What we do every night, Pinky..."
Four out of five dentists recommend not using Ferengi to sell your product.
The US Government finally intervened to stop Ben Stiller from making anymore movies, although the mind probe failed to convince him he hadn't made anything worth watching to begin with.
Keiko: "I once bitched at Miles for catching a fish THIS big!"
Not only had Rom just realized that Quark had forgotten to wear pants that morning, he had also realized why his brother was named after one of the tiniest things known to science.
Quark's "Fudge-topped Yellow Mustard Smoothies" were the only drink known to Federation scientists to be utterly disgusting to absolutely every sentient being in the cosmos.
Chief O'Brien *thinking to self* - "God, I bet Pai-Wraith possessed Keiko would never have embarassed me like this!"
As Quark pours himself a drink from a vial that he just found in his bar...
Quark: "Hey, brother, I found someof that huuuu-man drink they're so fond of - it's called Rum. Chief O'Brien once recommended it, could be a good seller amongst the Federation customers...."
Quark gulps down the drink...
Rom: Er.... brother....er.... that doesn't say Rum - it says Rom....
"THERE....ARE....FOUR...LIGHTS!!!"
Well if you must know, Kira, your ass is at least this big, and yes, people talk about it.
Not only had Rom just realized that Quark had forgotten to wear pants that morning, he had also realized why his brother was named after one of the tiniest things known to science.
Quark: And don't call me Tiny !!!
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
WE ARE THE BORG, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Rom: Urine sample? what do you mean I have to give a urine sample!!!
Keiko: I swear to you, the guys penis was this big and I've never had sex so great in all my life, I swear I had about 50 orgasms in just 8 hours of sex, it was totally amazing. I just hope miles doesn't find out.
Kira: Erm...
Keiko: He's behind me isn't he.
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What do you mean, this is the 24th century? I was the Karate Kid, dammit, and somebody's getting a foot up uranus!
Keiko: No no no, Kira, when you talk to Miles you're voice has got to be more shrill. Think, grinding metal, or slaughtering a pig. It's the only way he'll respond to you.
Miles: Actually, that's why I ignore you.
Keiko & Kira: Shut up, Miles.
Brother, stop giving Umax to that straw, and get a girlfriend.
Quark: See that Rom? With these new self-sealing adult diapers we can load our pants all night and the customers are none the wiser.
Rom: I think they are all leaving, broth -
Quark: None the wiser, Rom. None the wiser.
KEIKO:"...and that's when Miles had Commander Data come to my quarters and attempt to artificially inseminate me on our wedding night! You haven't been scared until an albino android with a gigantic mechanical phallus is attempting to enter you through a wedding dress!"
ROM:"So....
whaddya think of the dirty home movie Leeta and I made? Should I put it up for sale?"
"WAIT, BROTHER!!!
That flask...that's not Arcturian brandy!!!"
I filed it with Leeta's other movies.
ROM:"So....
whaddya think of the dirty home movie Leeta and I made? Should I put it up for sale?"
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