DS9 Caption Contest 97: Julian Bashir, Secret Agent Man!

[LeadHead]

Ouch! Are you okay?

 

[Velocity]

Bashir: You say your name is Jeanie and you live in this bottle?
Jeanie: Yes, Master.
Bashir: Finally, a woman who will pay attention to me!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Ouch! Are you okay?

Oh, yes, it's relatively minor. I have a follow-up procedure on Sept 8, though, so whatever contest is running there will probably get a full month.