DS9 Caption Contest 128: Keep Feeling Fascination

[LeadHead]

And with that, Morn destroyed the last evidence of his involvement in the Lissepian Mother's Day Heist.

 

[Triskelion]

Dax: No point in that, Morn, it's already gone to production. He really does die at the end. And I'll let you in on a little secret - HE AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK! FUCK YOU, JAKE!

Lwaxana: I'll have what she's having!
Odo: Quark! One Sex on the Poop Deck!

Kira: Hi Odo, have you come to help me braid lanyards?
Odo: For rough S&M sex, right?
Kira: Of course! And a keychain!

Dax: Finally, my birthday wish is coming true! Guys? Guys?
Sisko: Um, we're standing over here now.

Jadzia: Therapeutic massage?
Sisko: No.
Jadzia: Risan aromatherapy?
Sisko: No.
Jadzia: Vulcan neuropressure?
Sisko: No.
Jadzia: Klingon rubdown?
Sisko: No.
Jadzia: Bajoran birthing footrub?
Sisko: No.
Jadzia: Jem'Hadar pumice scrape?
Sisko: What's that one?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Awight, you lot, this contest ends tomorrow night!

 

[Triskelion]

Odo: Sigh. I'll get the hose.

 

[weiserthanyou]

Morn's way of expressing his distaste in Jadzia's slash fanfic ménage a trois between him, Quark and Rom was rather blunt.

Siddig: Hey, this scene was supposed to be between Rom and Leeta!
Visitor: You complaining?

 

[weiserthanyou]

Dax: Is that...?
Sisko: It's a new caption contest!
Female Changeling (O/S): Call off the war now, before it starts! There's something here we shouldn't invade!