Ds9 Caption Contest 124: Loki and the Sisko

[Smellincoffee]

Annnnnd we're back! A day early, because I forgot that today is only Friday.

First up, last week's winners!

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QUARK: Who told you this would cure your pneumonia?
ROM: The guy at the counter at Whole Foods. I KNEW I couldn't trust the doctors!

Quark: My own brother, playing Mattel Electronic Football. It's so ... eighties!

Quark: May I take your order, Sir?
Odo: You. In jail. Now.

BRUNT: Allow me to introduce the new artists in residence for Quarks, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley!

Chase Masterson, playing Leeta: ... This far, nor further.
Armin Shimerman, as himself: Stop filming! Only I get to paraphrase the great lines of Star Trek. Get Ira down here right now!

Quark: "Thee, ah, subject of the memo is: Dress Codes. In order to promote a more work-friendly environment, female employees will be required to raise the hem of theirs skirts to an attractive level. All portly and matronly women disregard this notice. Guys, cover your lobes -- you look like human asses."

(Wow, there were a lot of Ferengi head-butts in last's week set.)

Random Ferengi: Freebird!

And now, featuring everyone's favorite demigod, AVERY BROOKS!
..I mean, Q.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I am the mistress of lensflare, and YOU WILL OBEY ME!"

Quark was momentarily overcome by the ambassador from 80's Hair Planet.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

VASH: No, I'm not coming with you, and yes, I AM keeping the lightsaber! That was kind of an awesome gift.

SISKO and Q: And you are the wind beneath my wiiiings!

Q: Maybe I really have lost Vash. I need to find myself a rebound gal. Preferably another powerful woman with brown hair and no respect for authority. I've looked everywhere in the Milky Way alpha quadrant though, maybe I should check somewhere else.

O'BRIEN: I keep telling you, it's probably another energy being.
KIRA: I kind of doubt it Chief.
O'BRIEN: It's always an energy being! Trust me on this one!
KIRA: You've spent way too much time on the Enterprise.

QUARK: Head, shoulders, knees and toes! Sing it with me kids!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Q: "Jean-Luc never kissed me."

Sisko: "I'm not Jean-Luc!"

 

[Hutchy01]

Q: "Jean-Luc never kissed me."

Sisko: Neither did Janeway!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sisko: I'm going to ask you ONE MORE TIME. How did you like the jambalaya?
Q: That was the best damn jambalaya ever.
Sisko: I'm so happy to hear it.

John de Lancie: I'm glad I don't have to wear anything that embarrassing on screen.
OS Cameraguy: What about that time you were naked?

Kira: What is it with random Cardassians and these friend requests?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Two wins in one week! Whoo-hoo! Thanks, Smellincoffee.

Vash: Isn't it considered indecent to go out without that lampshade thing on your head?
Quark: I've been working out. I want to show off my new svelte figure.

 

[tharpdevenport]

O'Brien: "Shift schedules?"

Kira: "Angry birds."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: Heh heh...buttheads.

Q: Picard never kneed me in the balls!

O'BRIEN: How's the internet dating going?

Left swipe

Left swipe

Left swipe

Left swipe

 

[Nerys Myk]

No, the correct answer is "Rule of Acquisition 23". But thanks for playing The 1000 Bars of Latinum Question!

 

[Zonker]

Sisko: Bring them back Q! Now!
Q: Or what? You'll ravish me?
Sisko: I might




Sorry, I had to.

 

[T'Girl]

"Can't we just spray paint him the same color as the wall and pretend he isn't here?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Check out my William Shatner action figure!"

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Kira: Chief, is there some way to stop Orb v10.0 from installing? I understand that it allows the vedeks to spy on my online activities.

Sisko: When I'm a god, I'm gonna open a major can of whoopass on you. I'll send you crying back to Picard.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TECA Smellincoffee!

Q: I know that's what you think you've got in your pants, but it's really more like a Galaxy's Child that needs a little help getting out once in a while.

Q: I hope you realize that now and for all time hot dogs will come in packages of eight and buns in packages of twelve.
Sisko: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Ah, the Ferengi. The galaxy's answer to the question, "Whose hell is the Klingon Heaven?"

Kira: Shakespeare? Oh I know Shakespeare, sir, and what Hamlet said with irony, I say with - hang on - I had it here somewhere....
O'Brien: Oh just forget it, Q's heard that one already.
Kira: Here it is. "Oh what a piece of tail is Beverly." The hell? Chief, are you sure you downloaded the right Captain's log?
O'Brien: We're Starfleet. We never lie.

Quark: Are we promoting Alien Resurrection? I don't get it.


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[Orac]

Vash: Please Quark. Not in front of the Klingons.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Bashir, OS: One word, sounds like...head? Skull? Whose idea was it to play charades, Miles?
Miles: Not mine. Holodeck?
Bashir: Holodeck. Battle of Baden Hill, here we come!

 

[Zonker]

Sisko: My mom can beat up your mom.

 

[LeadHead]

Q is the best pickpocket ever.

Sisko: I just shaved my head and grew a goatee and you change it back?!

Q: It's still more fun to watch auctions on spaceBay and see people massively up the bid at the .01 second mark.

Kira: Dangit! Outbid again!

Vash: Authentic Earth-made Bubblewrap.

Bidder: 3,000 bars of Latinum!

Quark: Why didn't I start selling this stuff before?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: I do find humans so...Oooh! Shiney!!!!