Welcome back, everyone! You may recognize the contest title as a line from Vic Fontaine, as I was tempted to do a Vic-flavored contest. I mixed things up a little, but he's in there! First up, winners from last week.. JirinPanthosa's HIPAAcratic Oath BASHIR (Thinking): This is a good place to look over people's private health data. Triskelion's "Dammit, Ben, I'm a Botanist, Not IT!" Keiko: You called me all the way up here to do your tech support?? And you're running Windows IE 6?? Leadhead's "Beloved Smother" Bashir: I think we're being watched. O'Brien: I'm used to that feeling. Bad Thoughts' "Alamo Deathmatch" Quark: The rules are simple. Two men enter, Chief O'Brien leaves. Unless Doctor Bashir has an advantage we don't know about. Bashir, to himself:This is going to be tougher than the preganglionic fiber thing. And now, this week's entries, which started off as a Vic Fontaine set but digressed.