Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 148: Plan Deep Space Nine From Outer Space

[Smellincoffee]

Welcome to April, everyone, and it's time for another (this one shorter!) contest. First up, last week's winners!

Leviathan's "Tribble Treatment"

Sisko was unprepared for the typical Klingon response to "whoa, that spider is HUGE

JirinPanthosa's "Mirror Odo Motive"

SMILEY: You're coming with me to the alternate universe.
SISKO: Good. I've been kind of angry lately and it will be nice to be in a universe of no consequence where I can kill whoever I feel like.

Mr. Laser Beam's "Spring Training"

Radio voice: ...and G'mtok hits a grounder to left...K'vak picks it up, throws to second, he tags ...DOUBLE PLAY! Wait a minute...G'mtok doesn't agree with the call! He's calling the umpire a petaQ! And G'mtok's charging the mound...he's got his mek'leth out...and he's disemboweled the pitcher!
Iliana Ghemor: DAMN them! I had a thousand leks on that game!

Finn's "We Get Hazard Pay for this, Right?"

Chief Engineer's Log: ...That makes...five...NO! Make that six. I almost forgot the time Wesley duplicated everyone aboard the Enterprise when Deanna's mother was aboard.


Nerys Myk's "Frickin' Newbies"

BASHIR (thinking): Good lord. They get keep getting younger and younger. When did this kid graduate Med School? Last week?

And finally, the answer to the musical question..

Congratulations, tharpdevenport!

O'Brien: "It's nothing personal, sir, it's just that this is what I'd do for a Klondike bar."

And now, this week's set, and remember -- future events such as these will affect you...in the Future.

God help us...in the Future.



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For those curious:
Shots 1 & 2: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Shot 3: Them!
Shot 4: The Blob
Shot 5: The Little Shop of Horrors

 

[Smellincoffee]

Odo: You Ferengi and your stupid minds. Stupid! Stupid!

Wife: I TOLD you we needed to spray those beds more often.
Husband: Gasoline and fire did the job just fine until now!

Shopkeeper: HEY! HEY! WE HAVE POOPER SCOOPER LAWS FOR A REASON!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

QUARK: In this period of human history, politicians did whatever billionaires told them to, rich companies could do whatever they wanted for profit without recourse, and regulations on businesses to protect human health and workers' rights were being cut left and right. We will do whatever we can to save this paradise before the Federation was ever born!

VULCAN FEMALE: I will finally prove to Sisko that Vulcans are superior to humans, by killing the swamp monster in this holonovel before he does!

INSECT: Lieutenant Bratsky to Defiant! I've made contact with the enemy! Taking heavy fire from ancient Earth projectile weapons!

ODO: I think I may have miscalculated my attempt to blend in.

Defiant, requesting back up! This is Ensign Thing! I'm under attack from the planet's natives!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Nazis! I hate these guys!

Special Appearance by Jolene Blalock as "T'Pol"

 

[Leviathan]

TFTW!

This week on Deep Space Wild Kingdom: When Tribbles go bad.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf wasn't quiiiite sure how to take Jadzia's favorite holoprogram. She did make a good Vampire Queen, though.

Man with gun: OKAY, OKAY! You have HAVE the picnic basket!

Weyoun, OS: Does this mean one of the Hundred Founders sent out made it as far as Earth?!

"...and here's the hand that fed you."

 

[Smellincoffee]

New contest this weekend!

(Next year I'll pick something a little less obscure for April Fool's... )

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Bashir: Ezri, Jadzia has come back from the dead. She wants the worm back.