Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 133: Jailhouse Rock

[Smellincoffee]

Welcome back everyone, to another merry round of captioning! First up, last contest's winners!

bbjeg Rounds Up the Usual Suspects:

Odo: I'm skipping the investigation, just tell me what you're up to.
Quark: What makes you think I'm up to something?
Odo: ...
Quark: Regardless of my troubled pass, I happen to be a good bartender from time to time.
Odo: ...
Quark: That side of me is long gone.
Odo: ...
Quark: OK, I'm smuggling weapons, but it's for a good deed.
Odo: ...
Quark: Because giving me Latinum is good... so, my usual cell.
Odo: Let's go.

The Laughing Vulcan reveals that "Kenobi" was Ben Sisko's real middle name!

Rugal: "You told me Gul Dukat betrayed and murdered my father!"
Sisko: "Your father was seduced by the Pah Wraiths. He ceased to be Skrain Dukat and became Gul Dukat. When that happened, the good man that was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view."



Leadhead's "Absolutely....Not"

Sisko: Chief are you sure you should be cross-connecting those circuits?
O'Brien: Absolutely. Oh cra-


Triskelion's "Bang, Bang, You Shot Me Down"

Quark: Hey baby, did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
Natima: You tell me. <ZAP>

JirinPanthosa's "Jinxed!""

SISKO: We're witnessing a once in a lifetime event, the birth of a new star! Even blink and you could miss it!

And finally, a HMS Ark Royal has a problem too much even for the Chief!

"All my time on this station, I have searched for it... The secret of closing DS9 Caption Quiz 98"

And now, this week's contest should hold you captive:

 

[JirinPanthosa]

That feeling when you're about to get to Gem'Hadar heaven, and have to tell everyone you were killed by a Ferengi.

ALIEN: Now that I think about it, why are we drawing formless doodles and not boobs?

SISKO: Hello! Helloooo! Look, I pricked my finger. I am clearly not a changeling and the test was faked!
GUARD: Maybe you're faking the blood now.
SISKO: Then why didn't I do it in the test?
GUARD: Don't try to confuse me with your changeling riddles!

GUARD: Damn TAKERS. Now we can get all your kind off the street and throw you in a sanctuary districts instead of having to waste the money THAT I EARNED taking care of you. I'm glad I voted Trump!

 

[Hutchy01]

Who you Gonna call?

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Rom:: Brother, I'm so proud of you!

Quark: For what? They said they'd never pay me back the 3 strips of latinum.

O'Brien: I'm trying to draw the pattern that Lieutenant Commander showed me before he joined the Maquis. I think his name was Chakotay...

Sisko: Did the supplies arrive?

Ensign: Yes, Captain. One bottle of high grade Kanar.

Sisko: Good, I'm going to drink it right in front of the sexist, arrogant, power hungry jerk.

Vin: I know what you're thinking, did I fire 5 shots or only 6?

Bashir: That's a shotgun. You fired 1 shot, fell down, cursed, then pursued me as I was walking slowly away from you.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUY: I said, would you like some Gifts or Knicknacks?

SISKO: Wow and I thought the Ferengi had some aggressive sale techniques!

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW Smellincoffee!

Leeta: Are those...Imperial Stormtroopers?
Kira: Judging from the hit ratio - no.

Alien: I have a BMW. What do you have?
O'Brien: Facebook.
Alien: Ok, let's draw sportswear company logos next.

Sisko: Nice PADD.
Ensign: Herbert.

Guard: Let's go, Loose Pants!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Kira: "I didn't know you could set phasers to 'Fourth of July'"
Rom: "Uuuhhh, I should have brought hot dogs."

O'Brien: "Listen friend, I'll draw your bloody patterns, and I'll think restful thoughts, but if you don't stop singing Belinda Carlisle's 'Circle in the Sand' everytime I do it, I'll do you an injury."

Sisko: "I'm here to gloat at the prisoner."
Ensign: "Gloating hour finished ten minutes ago, sir. It's taunting time now."
Sisko: "Captain's privilege. I've worked up a good head of gloat and intend to expend it on this prisoner. Is that clear?"

Guard 1: "Immigrants, probably Muslims too. I say we waste 'em."
Guard 2: "President Trump's final solution hasn't passed through the senate yet! We just put them in the ghetto."
Guard 1: "Yeah, well, rumour is that he's gonna dissolve the senate and declare himself Emperor any day now."
Sisko: "These aren't the immigrants you're looking for, and we can go about our business."
Bashir: "What?"
Sisko: "Well it worked last caption contest..."

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

And finally, a HMS Ark Royal has a problem too much even for the Chief!

"All my time on this station, I have searched for it... The secret of closing DS9 Caption Quiz 98"

Thanks for the win!

"This... This is the symbol for Earth. This is where - wait, wrong franchise"

 

[Leviathan]

O'Brien: 20 years? That's nothing. I was once trapped in a Caption Contest Sticky for...well, a while.

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

O'Brien: 20 years? That's nothing. I was once trapped in a Caption Contest Sticky for...well, a while.

Hey...! I used that idea last contest - its trademarked

 

[Triskelion]

Alien: Hey whatcha drawing?
O'Brien: It's a blessing to the land called a CHAH-mooz-ee. Ancient aliens called the Rubber Tree People used to leave 'em all over the bloody galaxy, when they stopped their trans-galactic traveling to spend the night outside in the dirt.
Alien: Get the fuck outta here!

Bashir: That strap is supposed to go around your shoulder.
...
Bashir: Just sayin'.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

The Sisko is always watching, especially when you least expect.

In the twenty-first century, out of the Eugenics War, World War 3, and the Pyjama War, it was the latter that was the most harrowing. The effects of which were felt across Earth for centuries afterwards.

 

[Leviathan]

Hey...! I used that idea last contest - its trademarked

I know. I was arrested and served 20 years 'virtually' in about 2 minutes....no brain interface, I was forced to watch a youtube songe of 'John Denver'.

 

[Finn]

Sisko: Ensign, get my forehead powder. The Enterprise is coming and Riker wants a poker game with my staff.

 

[Triskelion]

Have you seen the lemon pledge, Crewman? Me headbone's looking a bit cloudy.
No sir.
I mean, your console is really shiny and pristine, is all.
Haven't seen it, sir.

Rom: Uh oh, the Beta Quad Squad is not going to like this.
Leeta: Who's the Beta Quad Squad?
Rom: The carpet cleaners.

 

[TwoJakes]

Alien: "I've been in prison experiencing daily torture for over two hundred years."

O'Brein: "I've been married for five years."

Alien: "Okay, your's is worse."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Alien: "I've been in prison experiencing daily torture for over two hundred years."

O'Brein: "I've been married for five years."

Alien: "Okay, your's is worse."

O'Brien: "But I haven't even told you about Keiko yet..."

 

[Leviathan]

Sisko: Dammit ensign what did you do? Contest 98 had been up longer than this series and you just removed it??!?!

 

[Smellincoffee]

CAUTION: THREAD ENDS in 47 HOURS.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ENSIGN: No time sir. The contest ends in 47 hours. And I need to think of an entry.