Does 7 of 9 ever get the D?

[CheatingSoi]

I'm pretty new to Voyager. Just finished season 4. I am drunk right now and don't want anything to be spoiled, but I must know this one thing. Does 7 of 9 ever get the D? That is all I want to know. Nothing more, nothing less. Thank you.

 

[Guy Gardener]

No.

Although she did get virtual dick in VR for years, before Anika joined Voyager's crew.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I am drunk right now and don't want anything to be spoiled,

Janeway keeps "the D" in a drawer beside her bed.

I won't spoil it any further! Enjoy!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

"The D"?

Am I being totally naive?

 

[SPCTRE]

"The D"?

Am I being totally naive?

Command of the Enterprise-D, honey.

 

[HIjol]

Well...yes..."Command". "On the Bridge"

Merging Biological Distinctiveness.

Resistance is Futile

 

[SPCTRE]

"Raise manual steering column."

 

[HIjol]

Activate Main Power Coupling

 

[Guy Gardener]

"The D"?

Am I being totally naive?

Mature. You're being totally mature.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Why the heck would she ever get the Enterprise D.

Obviously it is not what the OP means. Excitable folk who fantasize about starships might see it that way but, pfft.

 

[SPCTRE]

Don't ruin my Ent-D/7 fanfic project.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Why the heck would she ever get the Enterprise D.

Didn't she take over the... OH! She took over the Enterprise E in Star Trek Hive, and not the Enteprise D.

Was she at Wolf 359?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What colour are the nacelles?

 

[Guy Gardener]

A D7 is a Klingon Battle Cruiser.

 

[SPCTRE]

What colour are the nacelles?

Pink. They're pink. I like to think of them as pocket rockets.

A D7 is a Klingon Battle Cruiser.

Q.E.D.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Gotta wonder if she travelled back in time and invented them.

Time travellers do that.

Graffiti their names all over history in ways that the natives can't figure out.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I would have so much fun. Time travel is wasted on starfleet.

 

[hux]

People shouldn't be allowed to respond to this thread unless they are also drunk

In fact, this could be the Drunk thread (for all our drunk posting needs)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I am drinking pear cider, it is shit.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The first 6 beers is what it takes me to give up pretending I'm normal for fear I will offend those around me.

Fucking weaklings.

I don't pretend I'm normal with you people.

So I'm six in the hole here when I'm stone cold sober.

A 7D is a very unusual bra size.

Bras for balls, what do they call them again?

Two 7D's could keep elephantiasis of the balls in check, each ball-bra strapped around a different leg, but they'd still be to have toothpick like legs for them to only need seven inches around each calve.

It's not like they'd clang, but still, it's best to keep them separated.

Although those giant nuts could be sucking all the nutrition out of his legs like two volleyball sized parasites until his stems are totally withered?