Do you like to fart?

[Jayson]

Everyone does it but does everyone enjoy doing it? I always like to do it, for some reason i'm not sure. Maybe it's because it feels good but isn't messy like the other thing you do with the but. Granted I can be embassed if I do it around strangers but when it's just my family or friends then I have no problem doing it at all.


Jason

 

[sidious618]

I LOLed.

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Capn Flukie]

*farts in this and the suicide God thread*

 

[Mallory]

Nothing livens up a day like letting loose with an SBD (silent, but deadly) just as you get off the elevator.

 

[JonathonWally]

Who doesn't?

 

[Geckothan]

Maybe it's because it feels good but isn't messy like the other thing you do with the but.

Not always

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Maybe it's because it feels good but isn't messy like the other thing you do with the but.

Not always

A skillful farter can easily prevent leakage.

 

[RoJoHen]

I am such a skillful farter that I never fart out loud. This has led my friends to believe that I, in fact, never fart. I think it's funny.

I've actually been doing this for such a long time that I don't even fart out loud when I'm alone in my own home.

 

[MANT!]

Had a co-worker who was quite proud of his "Unpleasant Wind"...3 weeks before he left, he let loose with "The Great Colon Blow of 2009"..cleared out the entire lab..

he was very proud of that one..

me, I do try to have a degree of decorum and only pass gas at home if possible..

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

IMHO, it's not a "real" fart unless you can use it to strip varnish off a foot locker.

 

[sbk1234]

Farting is, sadly, a grossly underappreciated art form.
At my bachelor party years ago, my cousin let fly with a genuine "room-clearer." Yes, we all had to leave the room, including the dog.
I was mighty impressed.

 

[Lord Garth]

Jayson, have you ever seen the movie Stepbrothers?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Once again we can turn to out glorious forefathers to show us the way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

 

[Davros]

To quote Ben Franklin
"A sigh is just a breath of air that cometh from the heart, but when that air takes a downward course it is oft times called a fart."


edited to ad: I own a copy of Fart Proudly.

 

[sbk1234]

^^^^My new Facebook status!

 

[TheBrew]

I enjoying farting with my Dad and my friends.

 

[sbk1234]

Seriously, I think it's pathetic how uptight so many people are about a little "trouser cough." I was at my brother's place, and expelled some gas. I didn't make any jokes or anything. I said excuse me. I was chewed out like I had just felt up someone's grandmother!

 

[judge alba]

I'll let rip any where no shame to it. though I prefer the more potent ones that I can use on the tube. captive audience. that way they all get a good sense of appreciation for the finer arts.

 

[RandyS]

Well, I have IBS, so it kind of goes with the territory.