Did you hear about the Islamic Ferengi who blew himself up?

[WraithDukat]

He did it for the profit.

 

[Gov Kodos]

The airlock is coming.

 

[Gaith]

I think you've heard some myth-information.

 

[Shatna]

My suggestion is: go to Misc, start a thread called "Star Trek Jokes 'n' Riddles", and go to town.