Dear Customer:

[Plecostomus]

Thank you for choosing Happy Super Fun Time Machine Fabrication And Automation Company. I have been assigned to review your contract and for once I am pleased to report that I spot no major flaws with your design or your blueprint. Your engineers are a credit to the profession and so is your draftsman.

However, I regret to inform you that our art department refuses to print ULTIMATE ATOMIC MEGA-COCK BLASTER CANNON SUPREME on your device. I am not sure if this is a joke slipped in by an apprentice or if your device really is some kind of ultimate atomic cock-blaster but we cannot accommodate your request at this time. Company policy prevents us from printing profanity or obscenity on product and it is the owner's ruling that this is considered both.

Please find attached a list of silk-screen and airbrushing companies that can accommodate your product marking requirements.

If you have any questions or concerns please contact me at once via email or call my number.

Sincerely,


Brian "can't wait to ship out" Richard

 

[backstept]

seriously?

 

[Hermiod]

What's obscene about a sex toy ?

 

[JonathonWally]

Thank you for choosing Happy Super Fun Time Machine Fabrication And Automation Company. I have been assigned to review your contract and for once I am pleased to report that I spot no major flaws with your design or your blueprint. Your engineers are a credit to the profession and so is your draftsman.

However, I regret to inform you that our art department refuses to print ULTIMATE ATOMIC MEGA-COCK BLASTER CANNON SUPREME on your device. I am not sure if this is a joke slipped in by an apprentice or if your device really is some kind of ultimate atomic cock-blaster but we cannot accommodate your request at this time. Company policy prevents us from printing profanity or obscenity on product and it is the owner's ruling that this is considered both.

Please find attached a list of silk-screen and airbrushing companies that can accommodate your product marking requirements.

If you have any questions or concerns please contact me at once via email or call my number.

Sincerely,


Brian "can't wait to ship out" Richard

My boss won't be happy when I have to tell him this news.

 

[FordSVT]

^Those Dos Equis commercials are just.... great!

 

[FrontLine]

Thank you for choosing Happy Super Fun Time Machine Fabrication And Automation Company. I have been assigned to review your contract and for once I am pleased to report that I spot no major flaws with your design or your blueprint. Your engineers are a credit to the profession and so is your draftsman.

However, I regret to inform you that our art department refuses to print ULTIMATE ATOMIC MEGA-COCK BLASTER CANNON SUPREME on your device. I am not sure if this is a joke slipped in by an apprentice or if your device really is some kind of ultimate atomic cock-blaster but we cannot accommodate your request at this time. Company policy prevents us from printing profanity or obscenity on product and it is the owner's ruling that this is considered both.

Please find attached a list of silk-screen and airbrushing companies that can accommodate your product marking requirements.

If you have any questions or concerns please contact me at once via email or call my number.

Sincerely,


Brian "can't wait to ship out" Richard

DUDE!!!! I give you a simple job and you cant even do that? Ok I've had it, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

 

[Plecostomus]

It's an air-over-hydro clamping device for holding an engine to a test-rig, we are bidding on a contract to manufacture 150 of them for a Major Automotive Repair Chain.

And yes, it was a joke someone in the design department at Major Automotive Repair Chain slipped into the the contract packet. Still frigging hilarious to get handed something like this first thing in the morning... sets the tone for the rest of the day.

 

[Cakes488]

It's an air-over-hydro clamping device for holding an engine to a test-rig, we are bidding on a contract to manufacture 150 of them for a Major Automotive Repair Chain.

And yes, it was a joke someone in the design department at Major Automotive Repair Chain slipped into the the contract packet. Still frigging hilarious to get handed something like this first thing in the morning... sets the tone for the rest of the day.

Sounds like a fun place to work! Are they hiring? LOL

 

[Peacemaker]

Surrreee....you make vacuum pumps don't you...

 

[BolianAuthor]

^Those Dos Equis commercials are just.... great!

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Haddo, American investar. I see you are interested in distributing Mistah Sparkaddo in your home prefecture. You have chosen wisedy. But don't believe me... sit back, and enjoy this commerciallo.

 

[Plecostomus]

Surrreee....you make vacuum pumps don't you...

Draw it up, we can make it. We can go all the way down to .00005 inches.

 

[Major Chord]

^I pity the man who is able to use that pump...

 

[Plecostomus]

For those of you interested... We got the contract. Customer had 15 other companies besides us bid on the project. We are the only ones to mention the artwork issue and not only that what really pushed it in our favor is we proceeded to give them a list of shops that would be able to print "Cock Cannon" or whatever if they really wanted it.

So hooray for day-job!