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Darth Vader May Be President of Ukraine

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From Russia Today:

Sith Lord Darth Vader has decided to join the Ukrainian presidential campaign. His program involves re-forging the republic of Ukraine into an empire and restoring its former glory.

Vader, the former Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, won the primaries of the Ukrainian Internet Party, the group said in a statement. He is to be officially proposed for presidential candidacy on Saturday at a party session.

“I am prepared to take responsibility for the fate of this country, if fellow citizens do me this high honor. I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country,” the Sith lord said.
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Source: http://rt.com/news/vader-presidential-hopeful-ukraine-885/

Here is his speech announcing the candidacy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNz0Nvqyi8M
 
I think this is clearly a Russian set up so when Putin invades the Ukraine some more he can say he beat Darth Vader. That will help Putin deal with the fact his dick is smaller than a baby's.
 
Considering that Jesse Ventura a former WWF wrestler actually was Governor of Minnesota, and the Terminator [wink] was Gov of California - this ain't shit. LOL
 
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