Daily FAIL Thread - 100% idiots

[Jax]

I was watching a show earlier and this guy from a UK newspaper called The Daily Mail appeared on it and the first thought that came into my head was the nickname I use for the paper "Daily Fail" and then because I am not normal this idea followed...

A thread where each day I will try to post some sort of story of the most stupidest people doing well stupid things. I wonder how long the thread can last and feel more than welcome to post your own stories that you know/come across or just comment on the current story. Lets try and keep it down to 1 story per user a day not to burn out early and it can be an old story as long as not been told before...

Jill Martin feeds husband dog poo curry

47-year-old Jill Martin pled guilty to the charge of culpable and reckless conduct at Paisley Sheriff Court.

The court heard that after serving him the dish on March 13, and watching him as he started eating it, Martin burst out laughing.

She then told him that she'd poisoned the curry with arsenic, before admitting that she'd actually put dog faeces in.

Martin had been married to her husband Donald for 21 years, but the court heard how Martin (wrongly) suspected her husband of having an affair

So not only does she get it wrong about her Husband having an affair she decides to tell her husband that its Arsenic first, thinking I rather give him a panic/heart attack and then tell him hes eating shit.

Congratulations Jill...

So class do we have any idiots you'd like to show?