Copacabana - Star Wars Cantina - Star Trek Ten Forward?

[Crewman47]

I was listening to Barry Manilows Copacabana the other day and it reminded of the Star Wars version done on it listed here, and i was wondering if by playing about with the lyrics a bit could a similar song be done for Star Trek, like instead of Star Wars Cantina we could have Star Trek Ten Forward or something?

I'm not that good with coming up with good lyrics so I thought I would give it a go in here.

 

[T'Girl]

Her name was Guinan
She was a bartender
but that was twenty years ago
when Whoopie use to be on the show
now it Abrams
but not for Guinan
she sit on The View so refined
and bitches 'till we all half blind

 

[USS Kongo]

^

Very good!

Sean