Conversations you'd never see in Doctor Who. (including crossovers)

[Gingerbread Demon]

I had an idea for a fun thread.
Share the kind of conversations you would imagine you'd hear on Doctor Who but would never see on the actual show or other media, crossovers can be included if you like mixing Who and other franchises.

I'll start with the Doctor meeting Michael Burnham. I'd always pictured this as the 11th Doctor.

Hello I'm The Doctor
Hello I'm Michael Burnham
I know who you are
I saved all organic live in the universe, everywhere
I killed all the Daleks
What are Daleks
Prey you never have to meet them
Did I mention I saved all sentient live in the universe?
Oh shut up I destroyed and rebooted the universe once, maybe twice.

 

[Timewalker]

FOURTH DOCTOR: "No, you may not have a Jelly Baby! They're ALL MINE!"

THIRD DOCTOR: