"we've suddenly regained contact! How is this possible" "Erm, was it orbiting on the dark side of the moon?" "dang, that was why we lost contact! why didn't we think of this!"
Doubtless the danged telemarketers overloaded the Indian communications systems calling the USA with offers to better your credit card rates!
Thank you for calling the Bhopal help desk, my name is Raj...errr... Roger! What may I assist you with today? Well sir, if your settings are correct, your satellite should be working correctly. Thank you very much for calling the Bhopal help desk! *click*