On a less serious note, one of the most hilarious ever sales pep talks...
I don't even have to open this to have a good idea what it is.
"I drove an $80,000 BMW here tonight, you drove a Hyundai!"
Am I right?
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to issue a "pep talk" like that...

I guess that means you're entitled to drink coffee now.

I've done them. They suck ass.
I thought you were into that sort of thing?!![]()
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Only when I'm getting paid.
Hourly, not commission.
That should read, Whorely, Shirley...?