Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

[therealfoxbat]

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!!

Bad Robot Presents

A JJ Abrams Film

GALAXY QUEST

Starring -

Shia Laboeuf as Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
Hilary Duff as Lieutenant Tawny Madison
Andrew Lee Potts as Doctor Lazarus
James Roday as Tech Sergeant Chen
Jason Lee as Security Chief Roc Ingersoll
Corbin Bleu as Lieutenant Laredo
Jason Alexander as Mathesar
Seth MacFarlane as Sarris
Seth Green as Quellek
Mila Kunis as Laliari
Elijah Wood as Teb
David Henrie as Brandon

And Alan Rickman as Doctor Lazarus Prime

IN THEATERS SOON!!!

 

[TheQman]

Sounds good to me, except for the JJ Abrams part.

 

[therealfoxbat]

This idea is based on something I came up with on the spur of the moment one day when I felt the need to mess with the minds of some really extremely EXCESSIVELY rabid fanboys of the new Star Trek movie...

I told them the new Star Trek movie was based on the unfinished unpublished script for Galaxy Quest 2, which was stolen by JJ abrams one night while the writers of Galaxy Quest 2 were passed out drunk. When these guys failed to dismiss my statement as the joke it was, I continued by telling them JJ Abrams even rummaged through the waste paper baskets to collect the crumpled pieces of paper containing ideas which were rejected as too SILLY for Galaxy Quest 2. Ideas like, "What if there is this weird kind of alien Cherry Kool-Aid that turns into a black hole if you drip it on the ground...?"