Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by therealfoxbat, Dec 15, 2009.

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  1. therealfoxbat

    therealfoxbat Commander Red Shirt

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    Coming Soon To A Theater Near You!!

    Bad Robot Presents

    A JJ Abrams Film

    GALAXY QUEST

    Starring -

    Shia Laboeuf as Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
    Hilary Duff as Lieutenant Tawny Madison
    Andrew Lee Potts as Doctor Lazarus
    James Roday as Tech Sergeant Chen
    Jason Lee as Security Chief Roc Ingersoll
    Corbin Bleu as Lieutenant Laredo
    Jason Alexander as Mathesar
    Seth MacFarlane as Sarris
    Seth Green as Quellek
    Mila Kunis as Laliari
    Elijah Wood as Teb
    David Henrie as Brandon

    And Alan Rickman as Doctor Lazarus Prime

    IN THEATERS SOON!!!
     
  2. SalvorHardin

    SalvorHardin Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I can get behind that !
     
  3. cooleddie74

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    Throw in Sacha Baron Cohen as *Ensign Borat* and I'll definitely go see that bitch!:lol:
     
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    Don't hog the weed.
     
  6. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    After conversing with the OP, I'm re-opening the thread. He should be along in good time to give additional ideas about where this thread might or could go.
     
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  7. therealfoxbat

    therealfoxbat Commander Red Shirt

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    It seems this joke thread didn't work so well. If you have to explain a joke, it's not a joke anymore. (First Rule Of Comedy)

    This idea is based on something I came up with on the spur of the moment one day when I felt the need to mess with the minds of some really extremely EXCESSIVELY rabid fanboys of the new Star Trek movie...

    I told them the new Star Trek movie was based on the unfinished unpublished script for Galaxy Quest 2, which was stolen by JJ abrams one night while the writers of Galaxy Quest 2 were passed out drunk. When these guys failed to dismiss my statement as the joke it was, I continued by telling them JJ Abrams even rummaged through the waste paper baskets to collect the crumpled pieces of paper containing ideas which were rejected as too SILLY for Galaxy Quest 2. Ideas like, "What if there is this weird kind of alien Cherry Kool-Aid that turns into a black hole if you drip it on the ground...?"

    I was kind of wondering where this would go based on reader responses, and the possibility it could turn into a discussion of what a JJ Abrams Galaxy Quest might look like...
     
  8. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Meh.

    This thread's still funnier than DROP DEAD FRED.
     
  9. therealfoxbat

    therealfoxbat Commander Red Shirt

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    Looks like this joke fell on its face. Go ahead and put it out of its misery...
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    (*Delivers death blow of having Carrot Top perform his act in front of it*)
     
  11. Hartzilla2007

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    In before the close.
     
  12. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I'll give ya an A of effort anyway.
     
  13. cooleddie74

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    A gold star sticker on the paper....at least ya tried.:techman:
     
  14. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I fired a trilithium bomb, blowing up his gold star. Bye-bye, sticker!
     
  15. Tom

    Tom Vice Admiral Admiral

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    So this is what the this section has come to...........
     
  16. Hartzilla2007

    Hartzilla2007 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Pretty much.
     
  17. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And ANYONE here is shocked...how?

    :lol:
     
  18. Hartzilla2007

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    Well the people living under rocks for months at a time would be.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    No comment. Those people might be in here right now trying to read our posts with a tutor.
     
  20. M'Sharak

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    I think we're done here.
     
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