Comic Caption Contest #2: The Next Generation

[F. King Daniel]

First, results from #1...

Caption: The Captain never looked at his science officer the same way again after accidentally walking into his secret drug lab...

Spock: Whoa! The walls are melting! How can I stop that?

Lab equipment: Don't ask me. I'm just mindless lab equipment.

OMG its Donkey Kong!!!!

SPACE BABE: Oh, no, it's my boyfriend Sulu! Or . . . maybe it's Dr. McCoy! Or possibly Scotty!

INDISTINCT FIGURE: No, you fool! I'm actually Future Guy!

And now, for #2...

 

[milo bloom]

Ferengi #1: And now...

Ferengi #2: Snoo-snoo!

 

[TrickyDickie]

Deanna: "I'm sensing the nearness of an entity called Vinny Barbarino and I'm SOOO confused!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

"Listen here, you little Anson Williams clone-boy, we of the True Beards are not fooled by your feeble attempts at disguise!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

"Okay Mister Riker, either make a perfect snow angel or we're gonna whip your ass!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Beverly: "Geordi, is your visor malfunctioning again? I'm NOT your mom and this teenage angst is REALLY getting out of hand!"

 

[Steve Roby]

Jerry, tell George and Kramer to shut up, they're giving me a headache.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jerry, tell George and Kramer to shut up, they're giving me a headache.

Damn beaten to the punch.

 

[Nerys Myk]

FERENGI #1: Which Legionnaire is this again?

FERENGI #2: I think it's Bouncing Boy.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Riker:(Thinking) "When I said sticks & stones will beak my bones, but whips and chains excite me, this is not what I had in mind"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Troi: "I sense great..."

A universe of Star Trek fans: "GREAT PAIN, YES, WE GET IT!"

Troi: "Well, shit."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Alien: "Ah, but we have the medical technologies to correct defects like a beard on the back of your head."

Crusher: "How's the nonchalant leaning going for you? Any luck with the ladies?"
LaForge: "Not yet, I'll give it another week and then I'll go back to the holodeck."

Riker: "It's Will-o'-the-wisp! Not Will-o'-the whips! Morons!"

 

[Christopher]

"You can't fool me, Riker! I saw you pick that white-haired guy's pocket just now!"

"Well, Geordi, are you going to let me into your tree fort or aren't you?"

"Unhh... being drawn by Pablo Marcos makes my head hurt!"

"See, I told you! These ear enlargements make us so virile that he fainted in envy!"

"I thought they were supposed to make females faint..."

 

[alchemist]

"Look, I shook your hand. Now you pull my finger. A deal's a deal."

"Wait, this isn't Spiderman!"

" Sh*t, we're in the wrong comic."

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

"You guys don't look anything like Picard or Riker! This is the worst convention ever!"

 

[Mysterion]

"Very well Riker, despite your incredibly transparent attempt to imress us by bringing Gavin McLeod along with you, we will negotiate a treaty...you don't have Fred Grandy along with you by chance?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Wait, I know! Is that like the one which goes
'What does a Scotsman keep under his kilt?'?"

 

[ProwlAlpha]

I am King Lion-O!!!!

So, Doc, now that you seen mine....Can I see yours?

This is a bad day to quit smoking crack.

[/QUOTE]
Nog: Okay, Quark you get the legs and Brunt you get the arms, while Rom you get the head.

Quark: Why don't you get a body part?

Nog: I am supervising and my whip's batteries are not dead. Apparently, someone forgot that these are Duracell rechargeables and they need to be plugged in to charge. Thats what the little blinking light means.

Rom: Uhhhh.

 

[SicOne]

"You idiots! You've captured his stunt double!"

 

[SicOne]

"...and that's why Amway is the wave of the future!"