Christmas party in the science lab!

[jayrath]

I've already invited the captain and Dr. Helen Noel. You're invited, too! (Please bring a dish to pass.)

Who will you invite, what do you expect to see, and how will we all celebrate?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I will bring the Saurian brandy. Helen and I will go for a walk in the arboretum. I think I saw some mistletoe in there.

 

[Wingsley]

What to give a woman in the 2260's Starfleet? An anti-grav brassiere, perhaps? (Sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[Nerys Myk]

I'll be there with Yeoman Smith or Jones.

 

[ALF]

I've got the Andorian ale. Enough for everyone.
Let's get the congo line going!

 

[Redfern]

I'm inviting M'Ress. She's an absolute riot when she gets drunk!

Remember last year? She got so schloshed that she climbed into the Christmas tree and proclaimed she was the "jungle queen"!

Wait; here's a photo I snapped. It's even funnier since I caught Mr. Spock in frame with that deadpan eyebrow arch of his.

Say, think we can get her to "streak" the corridors during the new year's party?

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[bbailey861]

^ Love that picture. I'll be sure to bring some extra strength catnip to see if that livens up things even more.

 

[Greg Cox]

Okay, who hung the tribbles on the tree?

 

[Redfern]

"uh, no one. Oh, crap! They're eating the tree! This wouldn't be happening if we already had M'Ress blitzed enough to climb it! Besides Klingons, tribbles aren't too keen on Caitians. They must smell like predators or somethin' to them."

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Garrovick]

Carolyn Palamas and I will be there! I'm bringing some diluted Theragin derivative with me - I hear it makes a good mix with Scotch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'll be there with Yeoman Smith or Jones.

Alas...

 

[datalogan]

As long as drunk Riley isn't there again this year. Keep him on duty in Engineering during the party. I can't stand it when he sings drunk.

 

[Peacemaker]

Look out, Black Hitler followed me from the 5 Word Thingy Thread. I think she has an aphasia virus too.

 

[Nerys Myk]

As long as drunk Riley isn't there again this year. Keep him on duty in Engineering during the party. I can't stand it when he sings drunk.

Be sure to send him a glass of milk.

 

[T'Girl]

Swing by the Gamma Canaris region, and pick up Zefram Cochrane.

Get a couple of drinks in the man, and he becomes the life of the party.

 

[scotpens]

Whatever you do, don't invite Finnegan. That guy is always itching for a fight.

I'm bringing Deela from Scalos. I hear she's pretty fast.

 

[T'Bonz]

I'll bring the illegal Romulan ale.

Have Doctor McCoy stand by with the antidote for tomorrow's hangovers.

 

[jayrath]

Carolyn Palamas and I will be there! I'm bringing some diluted Theragin derivative with me - I hear it makes a good mix with Scotch.

Brilliant!

 

[Borjis]

Yeoman Tonia Barrows is my date and we're bringing a drink called....um..well....It is Green.

 

[Redfern]

"Is that the 'stuff' from Ganymede?"

Sincerely,

Bill