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Christian Bale's Terminator Tech-Rant MIX!!!

This is brilliant and hilarious. Who is that woman's voice?
 
You know... I think that Bale Out... is... it's a punishment that fits the crime. It is. It really is. Bale humiliated Shane Hurlbutt publically and now... His insane tirade has been turned into a remix that's sweeping the internet and serving as a warning to others that they better watch what they say to others because... HEY... it might get turned into a remix loved by millions and...

WAIT?

This is a punishment?

I'm going to take the songs advice and shut the fuck up.

Stone_Cold_Sisko said:
This is brilliant and hilarious. Who is that woman's voice?
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Streisand.
 
Quite possibly the funniest thing that's happened all week. That one's going into the gym mix.

And on another note, does anyone else think that Bale's unaltered rant sounds like an improv from Curb Your Enthusiasm, or some other such show? If I were on that set, he would have beat me to death because I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing at his whiny ass.
 
I put this in my LJ today. I think it's perfection. :D

And he pretty much said what I've wanted to say to the people in my office all day today. Made listening to it even more fun :rommie:
 
Pasted this into one of the other threads:

As is one of many Internet memes, I ran a transcript of the rant through a few languages on Google Translate, then back to English.

Here are the results:

Christian Dance: the Kick Ass!

Shane Hurlbut: Christian, Christian --

Ballet: I bloody canoe!

Shane Christian, I'm sorry.

Ball: No, I think it is. What the hell are you? You are a professional or not?

Shane: Yes, I know.

Ballet: Go and convicted in March --

Bruce Franklin: Christian, Christian --

Ballet: Bruce in the end, hell, no! Flight - no! No! It is not over.

Franklin: I can not be excluded.

Ballet: We treat all tap and in the light of convergence? Why the hell are you? Back to the breath. What the hell, right? I do not understand is cursed?

Shane: (external)

Ballet: You are aware of goat, hey, the unbearable shit backstage Brice is hell? Concepts fucking answer! Why not?

Shane: "I saw the light.

Ballet: ohhhhh, you Goooood. What is it? Expects the hell good, because now it makes sense, does not it?

Shane: Good.

Ballet: Do you love Bugger. MCG is something to say?

MCG: I'm not buying.

Ball: Well, not in search of a missing and fuck.

MCG: Very good.

Batman! Dance: This is the second time that I am not, if so, what happens with the camera? Fucking tried a scene, and I: "What the hell was Shane who works here?" The pictures are in my case at this stage, what can I do?

Shane: I'm sorry. I did not hear what you think.

Ballet: Hold the fucking man. To a good shit. Well, let's go back.

MCG: I only have one minute.

Ballet: Are not the fucking minutes to walk again. Gotta Go! Opt-in, thanks.

Franklin: I like the clothes? WC I, is not it?

Dance: This is bad, is a fucking-believable. How many of the artists behind the cause of the air. ... It is as A. Ah ha ha, fucking not know what I have with the participants of the case.

Shane: No, that --

Ballet: This is what I said. I think. Perhaps someone.

Shane: No, it's hard and easy, uh --

American Psycho sense: I want to show is cursed Prof. no second! Ok?

Unknown: Christian, Christian. This is important.

Ballet: if ... Would you like to hell to burn garbage? Flight fucking garbage? Why the message in my scene?

Shane: I do not find the place of junk.

Ballet: The trash, my stage!

Shane: Christian I --

Ballet: No more dirt, it does not work. Fucking seriously. You are a man. You're a good man, but very stupid, what fuck and condemned the series.

MCG: I know that you agree that: - (not included) --

Ball: Yes, you can download. Rays confusing.

MCG: I do not know. I understand. I do not understand. I know.

Ball: "What can I do ... download.

MCG: good game. Really honest. I understand. Only five seconds to go.

Ball: No, I do not fucking ride. Not Walker.

MCG: I --

Dance: "I was not there. Go and try again. Seriously Dude, you and me, we kiss professionally. Fucking idiot.
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