Change Episode Titles (TNG Edition)

[Qonundrum]

Inspired by https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/change-episode-titles.315502

So, to start the ball rolling:

"Encounter at Farpoint" = "Groppler Zorn"
"Q Who" = "PakledSquared"
"Evolution" = "The Nanite Reign"
"The Next Phaser" = "A Transparent Ploy" (or "A Transparent Plot")
"The Ensigns of Command" = "Waterlogged"
"Conspiracy" = "The Bugs of Tomorrow"
"11001001" = "Minuet" (or, to really get into something beyond cheesy season 1, "Got a Minute, Minuet?")
"The Best of Both Worlds" = "The Locutus 500"
"Sub Rosa" = "The Ghost's Monument"
"Sarek" = "Picard Gets a Senile Implant"

 

[Orphalesion]

"Skin of Evil" = "When the Tar hits the Yar"