Cast the TrekBBS!

[thestrangequark]

I have insomnia and I took my sleeping pills but they haven't kicked in all they way yet. I need something to entertain me for the next 10-15 minutes before I am knocked into a drug-induced slumber. So, pretend that a movie is coming out about the TrekBBS -- what famous actors and actresses should be cast to play our most infamous posters and postresses? Who should direct? Should it be a quirky, Wes Andersonian bit with subtle humor and a great soundtrack? An outlandish caracature by Terintino with an equally great soundtrack? A drama? A romantic comedy? Heck -- we are so many genres rolled into one? Most importantly, who are our celebrity headliners going to be?

 

[Capn Flukie]

I should be played by Gary Sinise. Or Pee Wee Herman.

Directed by Tim Burton.

 

[thestrangequark]

OOH! Good choice with Senise! Directed by Tim Burton would definitely be interesting!

 

[Capn Flukie]

Ice cream Capn Flukie! Ice cream Capn Flukie!

eta: nighty nite tsq *tucks her in*

 

[RJDiogenes]

I think TJ Thyne would make a good me:

 

[Jetfire]

Me
To Play Me

 

[Amaris]

I want to be played by Charlie Sheen!

J.

 

[JonathonWally]

Henry Rollins will play me

 

[WillsBabe]

WillsBabe played by Lancashire actress, Maxine Peake.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Can I be computer generated? I can be the Jar Jar Binks of Trek BBS, a masterpiece of ill-thought out computer animation that drags the quality of the BBS down while getting far too many posts. Supposedly lovable, but actually everyone wants me to leave them alone and, if at all possible, die painfully.

If not, I want to be played by a guy in a rubber suit.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Vin Diesel should play me, of course. Directed by Michael Bay.

Pity this isn't 1969 as opposed to 2009, otherwise we'd have our perfect J. Allen - right HERE.

 

[Squiggy]

Zach Braff of course.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

^ Very nice, Squiggy.

 

[Finn]

I always thought Elijah Wood would look good but his bright blue eyes would make it a bit jarring with my brown ones.

 

[Thor Damar]

I would obviously be played by Casey Briggs. If we're talking about our RL selves then Ewan McGregor.(why not?)

 

[RoJoHen]

I have often been told that I look and talk like Ryan Reynolds, but I've never seen it myself.

 

[Emher]

I'll give myself a diet and go with Jake Gyllenhaal. Or for someone who's a bit more like me personality and physique-wise, Aaron Douglas.

 

[WillsBabe]

^Aaron Douglas would give the upcoming plots away at a con!

 

[sojourner]

I vote Paul Giamatti to play I AM LEGEND. This based soley on his posts.

 

[Trekker4747]

I see myself being played by Ed Helms.