Casket-maker signs 'Trek' agreement

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by mrleemrlee, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. mrleemrlee

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  2. Chris3123

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    The idea of a casket that looks like a photon torpedo casing just flashed through my mind. :lol:
     
  3. Valin

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    ^^^Will the price of the funeral include a trip to the Genesis planet and Mt.Seleya?
     
  4. ChristopherPike

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    This is all well and good, but do you get a multi-picture directing deal with your next life? :angel:
     
  5. ElderTrek27

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    Now that's a forward thinking business!
    I've told the family for years I'd like to be laid out in a ST II style red jacket! Delta shield logo on the casket might be nice too.
     
  6. Ziz

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    The ABSOLUTE LAST Star Trek collectible you will EVER own.
     
  7. Trekker4747

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    Wow. If they make a Torpedo casket I'm soooo going to buy one!

    :lol:
     
  8. Trekwatcher

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    For the Star Trek fan who HAD everything! :thumbsup:
     
  9. M'Sharak

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  10. Trekker4747

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    Ok. The torpedo casing casket almost seems like a given, but what kind of Urn can we expect?
     
  11. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Here you go.

    Well, that or a Saurian brandy bottle.


    Janeway's coffee mug? :p
     
  12. Who_Trek

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    Lol, that's great!!! The photon tube surfaced in my mind, too. Don't think I'd buy one (am sure of it, in fact, but great idea.
     
  13. Kirks_Flying_Wig

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    Surely the casket would own you?(!)
     
  14. Trekker4747

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    Only in Soviet Russia.
     
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  16. Kirby

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    Odo's bucket?
     
  17. STIntergalactic

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    Wow, now I know what I want to be buried in!
     
  18. Starbreaker

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    Please, nobody let me be buried in a Precious Moments casket.
     
  19. ManOnTheWave

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    For some reason, I'm picturing my remains in a torpedo, being lowered into a tube, and then launched out into the sky. Then after crashing into a hill, my corpse in a giant Tylenol capsule will settle atop a pile of other corpses in Tylenol capsules. My friends and family will shrug and say, "It's what he would have wanted."

    I hate them already.
     
  20. nx1701g

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    I wonder if you'll be able to request a registry number for the torpedo.