CAPTION THIS: "The Winter TV Season"
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"Whaddya' know...Sandra Oh is a robot."
Boom Chica waa waa
Both Humming:
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done
Chase: (thinking) "God if I nail her I hope her spine doesn't glow red"
"Yep they're lice in there"
Red hed: "You have to be kidding I choke on small things"
"Actually, I'm surprised Brian Austin Greene even has one. So I'm willing to overlook that green stuff on the end of it in his case."
"...need to borrow just a pinch of garlic for my spaghetti. And if you don't help me out Dad, here, is going to open your veins. Dad's really serious about spaghetti."
"No, I've never even heard of Caprica."
What, this? Oh, I tried to cut in line at the Avatar premiere."
"How long has he been in there?"
"You bet I'm pissed! You know how to tell? 'Cause I'm sticking my wildly out-of-proportion fat ass up in the air just so I can get in your face! If that doesn't say anger I don't know what does!"
"Leverage? Never heard of it. You?"
"Nah."
"Yup, the certificate is the real deal. You, my good man, own an authentic Hong Kong Phooey lunchbox! Congratulations!"
"Well, you're all being shipped off to Mexico City because of Mark's haircut."
(Collectively) "Oh!"
Sam: "Not only are there 49 other states but they all get this thing called winter, where it snows and/or rains for months. Can you believe that?"
Ok.. Let's watch the video, I'll get the cup, and then we'll duplicate what we see!
Guy on Right: You call that a knife?
Guy on left: No... (dramtaic pause) ... Go fish!
Valley: Do not go to the buffet right now!
Dammit! I can't find the zipper!
Woman: Ok, look, one more time asshole. WHY DID FIREFLY GET CANCELED?!
We are stone-cold bad asses!
Here you go sir! We'll get that star named right away. (sotto: Sucker!)
Boy, Northwest First Class has really gone down hill.
So.. we getting the Bloomin' Onion or not?
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Dammit! I can't find the zipper!
Racist.
Chase: "I don't know the girlfeind was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She wasn't happy with what she sees and said to me 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
so I reply, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
Oh shit!
That wasn't even my intent! Totaly, honestly, and seriously. I've never heard that term before.
In hidsight, though, it's kinda chuckle-worthy.
But I'm completely sorry for any offense I may have caused.
Yikes!
That wasn't even my intent! Totaly, honestly, and seriously. I've never heard that term before.
In hidsight, though, it's kinda chuckle-worthy.
But I'm completely sorry for any offense I may have caused.
Yikes!
I believe you; I only knew it because of a Carlin routine where he listed nearly every racial slur in the book.
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