CAPTION THIS: Superhero movies
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"If you vote yes on health care, I'll fuck you."
Superman: "You don't kiss your fiance like that."
Lois: "How would you know that? Are you spying on me?"
Superman: "No, of course not."
You know, it's kind of a head-scratcher, but for the life of me I can't focus enough to caption this one.
Joker: "Look, behind you!"
Batman: "Pfft. Everybody knows I can't turn my head in this thing!"
Stark: "So here's what I'm thinking. You and Black Widow in a wrestling ring filled with pudding."
Jackman: "Get me the hell out of this movie!"
Spider-Man: "So...you a Metallica fan?"
Dolph Lundgren: "Unlike other Punisher movies, mine was designed to actually punish the audience."
Bruce Banner: "Ah, the transmogrification serum I developed to hide myself from the U.S. government. Those suckers are still gonna be looking for Eric Bana."
Nicolas Cage: "I could've been Superman. Superman! Now look at me; I got stuck with Ghost Rider. Who the @#$& is Ghost Rider?!"
Sue Storm: "Hey, if you guys could be any other superhero, who would you be?"
Johnny Storm: "I'd be Captain America."
Ben Grimm: "You gotta be kiddin' me."
Johnny Storm: "What?"
Reed Richards: "Good thing we'll never have to worry about that happening."
Joker: "Hey, watch the hands! Who do you think you are?"
Batman: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!"
Wolverine: "Somebody get me Tom Rothman!"
Johnny: "Seriously, you don't think calling yourself 'Mr. Fantastic' is a bit much?"
Joker: "Admit it! Ever since our little run-in in Vale's apartment, you haven't been able to stop thinking about rubbing my rhubarb!"
Woman: "Excuse me. Is it true they call you the 'Iron Man'?"
Stark: "It's not what you think."
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Reed: "It's a bit of a stretch..."
Johnny: "Seriously, you don't think calling yourself 'Mr. Fantastic' is a bit much?"
(I'm so sorry)
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Superman: "Oh, an immigration joke. Clever."
Lois: "Are you?"
SUPERMAN: Are you even legal?
Superman: "Oh, an immigration joke. Clever."
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Punisher: Where is my boomstick?
Director: Cut!
Punisher: What? We'll need the Book of the Dead after this movie.
(Seriously, he looks like a young Bruce Campbell in this shot)
Elektra: Stay away from me Ben Affleck! We've seen what you've done to movies!
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Lois: "Oh, by the way, since we're getting back together, you should know that we have a five-year old son."
Superman: "Wait, what? No offense, but how do you know he's mine? You were with that Richard guy around the same time apparently."
Lois: "He looks just like you and has super strength. Here, let me show you a picture (fumbles through her purse)."
Superman: "Yeah, sure. Wait, let me put on my glasses so I can see it clearly."
Lois: "Here it is. Wait, uhhh, Clark? How'd you get up here, and why are you wearing that Superman costume?"
Superman: Umm, sorry, Lois. Superman asked to come up here and fill in for him. Something about having to leave to reverse the spin of the Earth by five years..."
Spidey: "I've heard of having an hourglass figure, but this is ridiculous!"
"I must brake you!"
----- Ivan Drago, disgraced former Soviet boxer and founder of Orangsky Gulag Choppers.
She's a maniac, maaaaaaaaaniac on the dance floor..."
Secret - Strong Enough for a Gamma-Irradiated Green Giant, But Made for a Mild-Mannered Scientist.
Peter Fonda somehow manages to have a stranger looking head than the guy with the flaming skull.
Johnny Storm: "Hey, Ben, compensating much? What's with the giant codpiece, buddy?"
Ben: "Well, someone forgot to give me a shirt and mounted the '4' right above my crotch..."
Joker: "Look, interrogate me all you want, but can you at least speak clearly this time? Making heads or tails of that angry Neanderthal grunting you gave me in the police station all those years ago was tough even when I was young and my hearing worked well."
Tony Stark: "They were gonna give LexCorp a bail-out and that bald freak is a complete psycho. Why wouldn't they give me one?"
The kids at Xavier's always hated playing Marco Polo with Logan.
Chris Evans: Sorry, I'm quitting to go play Captain America and hang out with ScarJo on The Avengers.
Keaton: You suck! Heath Ledger's better than you by a country mile!
Wolverine: ARG! SHRINKAGE!
Johnny: "Seriously, you don't think calling yourself 'Mr. Fantastic' is a bit much?"
Given the way Sue is looking at him, no he probably doesn't think that.
Johnny: "I just don't get what you see in him, Sis."
Sue: "It's simple! Once you go stretchable, you never go back!"
Ben: "You know, with just a little bit of luck, I could have gone my whole life without ever hearing that."
Fonda: "Of course I'm in this flick! Since Easy Rider, I'm in every flick that has a chopped bike! It's a tradition!"
Johnny: I'm out of here before you make me forget my marriage.
Mephisto: Oh come on all the cool kids are doing it. You want to be cool don't you?
Johnny: Hey Ben let's leave these two lovebirds alone and go make a Captain America movie. You can be Bucky!
Ben: I'd rather be that guy from The Shield.
Ben: "You know, I could hear you two through the wall last night. And I was particularly weirded out by Sue screaming 'It's clobberin' time!" at the crucial moment!"
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