Caption This! Rare Photos Edition!

[Frontier]

I just have to do it! When I saw this picture, I moved it up in the schedule from June to January, just so I could do a "Caption This!" contest thread with it this much sooner. So without further rambling, take a glance and caption this!

Oh, and the guy in civilian garb is director Winrich Kolbe. Just FYI.

Everyone, don't forget to check out this month's edition as well...

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=78462

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker found out that his Mirror Universe counterpart wasn't as badass as he thought he'd be.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kolbe: "Can we have more of these on set, please?"

 

[Frontier]

Kolbe: "And they said non-porn directors never got any action..."
Helmsgal: "Director's are so dreamy..."
Frakes: "I've got to get in on this directing stuff..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The pull my finger gag doesn't work when your farts smell of roses.

 

[Finn]

You know you need to get out more when you can identify the episode in this screenshot.

 

[Kirby]

THE BIRTH OF A NICKNAME:

Kolbe: "... and then Frakes, I want you to put your foot up right there on the side of the console, and angle your crotch right into her face. It's very authoratative"

Helmsgirl: ***squee!*** "Commander Riker is sooooo dreamy!"

Frakes: "You know, I haven't showered for a couple of days."

 

[Balthier the Great]

Wait, you mean this is a TV show?

 

[Triskelion]

Kolbe: See? Left is con, right is ops.
Frakes: Yo Kolbe, my main deflector's got a little itch, wanna help me out?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kolbe: Are those...?
Extra at Helm: Yes, they're real and they're spectacular!

 

[jamestyler]

"Just heave and push the damn buttons. We don't pay you to talk."

 

[captcalhoun]

oh, winrich, you're so dreamy....

 

[S'kai]

Kolbe: You're right, Jonathon, the right one is lower than the left.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOLBE: Call maintenance. Its still not cold enough.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Director: Boobies! Boobies!
Frakes: Yes, yes they are. (under his breath) God, when am I going direct one of these things.