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Amasov said:
Bakula: "Before it's too late, shave my head?"
Stewart: "Yes. Like an onion."
i'm telling you, scott, real captains don't need hair!
ARCHER: I've read your script, and I have a question: What's the point of killing off Trip?
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Stewart: Its tradition that new Trek Actors must make the Tea on set.
Bakula: So what'll be?
Stewart: Earl Gray, hot.
Stewart: "So anyway, the needle just wouldn't pick up the thread, and I took it back to the manufacturers and told them to make it sew..."
Bakula: "I don't get it."
Spiner thinking: Ten years with the same joke, I'm seriously considering eating my own feet!
Stewart: So... It's a new show, but it's set in the past?
Bakula: right.
Stewart: And you're the Captain of the Enterprise?
Bakula: Yes
Stewart: Are you supposed to be Captain Kirk?
Bakula: No. You see, Enterprise takes place before the original Star Trek. There is a picture of my ship back there.
Stewart: I see. I don't remember ever seeing that as being an Enterprise. So you're some sort of fan then, did you make your own costume?
Spiner: I say we just punch this fucker out and then have Security drag his ass out of here.
Amasov said:
Stewart: I just loved Quantum Leap, but could you tell me what the hell happened in the last episode?
Spiner: Yeah, what a let down. Sam never gets home. Here's hoping the final episode of Enterprise doesn't suck as well.
When were those three all together in one place? 
Archer: I win. Paper wraps rocks.
Data: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
Archer: It does. Paper beats rock.
Data: Rock rips through paper.
Archer: Data, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks.
Data: That's unrealistic.
Archer: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.
Picard: My coma was more entertaining.
Archer: I win. Paper wraps rocks.
Data: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
Archer: It does. Paper beats rock.
Data: Rock rips through paper.
Archer: Data, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks.
Data: That's unrealistic.
Archer: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.
Picard: My coma was more entertaining.
it's from behind the scenes of Nemesis.
Stewart: Enterprise sucks more.
Bakula: No, Nemesis sucks more.
Stewart: Back me up here, Brent. Doesn't Enterprise suck the most?
Spiner: (shrugs) I'm in both. Let's just say Deep Space Nine sucks the most.
Bakula: It's a deal.
Stewart: Splendid! Just don't tell Dorn...
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