CAPTION THIS: "Crappy movies of 2009."

[Aragorn]

 

[Skywalker]

"ROTHMAAAAAANNNNN!!!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Aerosmith on stage Performing 'Dude looks like a lady':
Dude they're singing about you"

"I make this Shatner mask look good!"

"I farted!"

I can't move in this thing

"Oh boy thats reall going to piss off Mr. McMahon"

Both: "No one said anything about lesbian porn".

 

[Skywalker]

Anne Hathaway: "God, this movie's gonna suck."
Kate Hudson: "No kidding. I don't know what we were thinking."
Anne Hathaway: "What should we do?"
Kate Hudson: "We could make out."
Anne Hathaway: "Okay!"

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

You know, I actually quite like G.I. Joe, and thought Terminator: Salvation was at least passable.

 

[UssGlenn]

keeping with the theme of the other bride wars captions

Kate Hudson: "There's only one way to save this movie."
Anne Hathaway: "Lesbian sex scene?"
Kate Hudson: "Yep."

 

[Mistral]

Hudson: "I told you, separate dresses was a much better idea!"

 

[Broccoli]

Chris Pine's early publicity shots as Captain Kirk were met with...mixed results.

 

[Aragorn]

Sandra: "Look, Bradley, Thomas pissed away all his Sideways cred with Spider-Man 3, and I threw away all my Speed cred with, well, Speed 2... and Miss Congeniality 2... so if The A-Team blows up in your face, you can expect to do more movies like this one."

 

[Gary Mitchell]

"My God Bones, what have I done?"

 

[CorporalClegg]

I don't recognize half of these.

 

[T'Baio]

"Harvey...the other side of your face...it's...sticking to me."

 

[Auriq]

"You know, if this was Pushing Daisies, those lizards would start a song and dance number with Kristin."

Megan Fox: Who needs acting classes? Look at my boobs!

"I love you, Clark, but we just need separate franchises."

Sienna's got the look right, but what do you mean she can't do an eastern European accent? Oh well, American will have to do. Besides, who'll notice?

 

[Candlelight]

Ha! I haven't seen any of these movies.

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

Dang it, where's my rubber ducky?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"What do you know, they *can* see me.

"I think these Borg have taken too things too far...."

"I think I may need plastic surgery."

 

[Auriq]

"Yeah, so after this I'm going to do another Riddick sequel. That should put the final nail in my career's coffin."

"Very funny, Alfred."

 

[Candlelight]

Unfortunate bollock scratch in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Nick Ryder]

Shia: I told you not to mix Pop Rocks and Pepsi!

Heeeeeeeeeere's JIMMY!

:Hehe no one realizes I just farted back there.:

 

[Aragorn]

JENNIFER: "So I heard you hide your copy of The Core next to your porn stash."

AARON: "The Core? I don't own The Core. I don't know what you're talking about. That's silly talk."