"But Hobbes, There's Snow Outside!" (Calvin and Hobbes version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside")

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

I just want to sleep – But Hobbes, there's snow outside
I'll try counting sheep – Hobbes, there's snow outside
I've played all day long – I'll sing the GROSS theme song
Ugh, go away! – Until you wake and come with me

Your mom'll go out of her mind – Maybe she'll sleep through it this time
Dad'll freak when he finds out that we're gone– Not if we come back before dawn
Well, maybe if we hurry – Hey Hobbes, look at the flurries
I just hope we don't get lost – The windows are beginning to frost

The neighbors will wake – But Hobbes, there's snow outside
What should we make? – A fortress to play inside
I don't need a snowsuit - I can't find my boots
Oh, here they are – We'll need the driveway, let's move the car

I think I hear Mom calling your name – What, are you insane?
For the record, this was not my idea – Okay, if you wanna spoil my fun, see ya!
Oh yeah? Good riddance! – Hobbes's a fraidy cat!
Look at the snow outside!

I'm going to bed - You haven't a thing upstairs!
I hope you drop dead! – A threat? Oooh, I'm so scared!
I'll tear you to pieces! Just wait! - Oh, yeah? Take that, fleabait!
Ow! Quit hitting me! – Not until you apologize, you creep!

Okay, I give up! I give up! Truce? - You're just upset 'cause you lose
Maybe we could kill some snow goons – That's the spirit! I'll get my baseball bat and a broom!
Oh boy, this will be – Let's go have some fun!
Play in the snow outside!
Look Hobbes, there's snow outside!
Look Hobbes, there's snow outside!

(Not my image)

 

[Will The Serious]

Perfect choice of a duo for this concept. Made me smile, just reading the title of the thread. Very well executed. A link to the musical version? Possibly?

-Will

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Alas, no. Since it has a pre-established tune, at least you can imagine it.

 

[Bynar0110]

Very nice.