Build a Pantheon of Gods and Goddess using star trek Characters

[SalyutBuran]

Just to get this one out of the way first

Q created all that is and all that every will be and is father to the gods and goddess.

Don't forget to include villains i.e. Lore/Dukat/Borg Queen/Duras/khan

don't forget soonign/guinan/surak/kahless/grand negus/cochrane

 

[Oddish]

Each character in the pantheon has the thing that they're the official deity of.
Picard - Tea. His Earl Gray never gets cold.
Riker - Beards. As long as he has a beard, any show he's in gets better.
Data - Cats. They always purr for him.
Geordi - Engines. He can repair them incredibly fast... but he has to tell the truth about how long it will take.
Worf - Knives. He has the power to singlehandedly choose the leader of the Klingon Empire.
Beverly - Redheads. She can gut your corpse and get away with it.
Pulaski - Technophobia. She can gain eternal life... with a hairbrush.
Troi - Empathy. She can enter your holodeck fantasy at will.
Barclay - Escapism. He can take a ship 30,000 light years in two minutes... but only once.
Wesley - Child prodigies. He made a static warp bubble that swallowed Pulaski.
Guinan - Bartenders. She can stab Q and get away with it.
Sisko - Baseball. He can build it and they will come. At least Buck Bokai will.
Kira - Threats. She can turn into a Cardassian
Miles - Ale. No matter how much you make him suffer, he always comes back.
Bashir - Darts. Hits the bullseye every time. Even with a blindfold.
Odo - Jello. Doesn't have to eat.
Quark - Ears. Hears everything.
Jake - Writing. Can undo 70 years of history by killing himself.
Jadzia - Slugs. Put a slug in her and she'll live 300 years. Unless she runs into Dukat.
Ezri - Multiple Personalities. Can recover from terminal schizophrenia overnight.
Nog - Root Beer. Can guzzle the stuff without getting hyperactive.
Rom - Toilets - Can get away with mentioning "waste extraction" on a Trek show.
Martok - Battle scars. Has one eye, but binocular vision.
Joseph - Creole food. Can magically put an alligator in stasis.
Ross - Compromise. Can get in bed with Section 31 and make it look cool by quoting Latin.
Dukat - Treachery. Can kill the Mistress of Slugs.
Garak - Unrequited love. Can hem a set of trousers in 0.9 seconds.
Janeway - Hairstyles. Do not underestimate the power of the Bun of Steel.
Harry Kim - Bad luck. Can die multiple times and keep coming back... though he often wishes he hadn't.

 

[fireproof78]

Robau-chief of the pantheon. Walk with him.

 

[Richard S. Ta]

Michael Burnham. The one true Goddess.

 

[1001001]

 

[Farscape One]

The Sisko already beat every other main character in every series because he became a god already.

From Commander to Captain to Prophet. Now THAT is a promotion.

 

[Oddish]

Chakotay - Wood. Can be mistaken for a tree.
Paris - Salamanders. Can remove and regrow his tongue.
Tuvok - Dessert. Can make incredibly delicious desserts when he wants to... he just never does.
Neelix - Furniture. Can hide in a sofa store just by standing still, via camouflage.
Torres - Temper tantrums. Can attack a superior officer... and get promoted for it.
Kes - Mortality. No matter who she reproduces with, her offspring will die in nine years.
EMH - Photons. Can't be damaged as long as his mysterious talisman is intact.

Archer - Water polo. Is mysteriously always right... especially when he's wrong.
T'Pol - Skintight outfits. Is right a lot more than Archer is.
Trip - Catfish. If cloned, his memories will surface in the clone.
Reed - Pineapple. Unlike some Robin Hoods, he can speak with an English accent.
Phlox - Small creatures. Can befriend any small animal easily... aside from bats.
Hoshi - Language. Can learn any language super fast. And catch bats on midair.
Travis - Wanderers. Never makes any mistakes... but no one ever notices this. Kind of like Cassandra's curse.

 

[publiusr]

Garak is Loki...god of stories...natch'