Bring me the one they call Zion Ravescene!

[Plecostomus]

It's a slow day at work, I think I'll spend it by thrashing Zion with a rolled up newspaper.

...unless ya'll got a better suggestion.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Sneak the wife in for a nooner?

 

[Plecostomus]

Sneak the wife in for a nooner?

Been there done that. Also shagged her in the store-room on a sack of coffee-beans at the diner.

 

[Deckerd]

But were you a gentleman? Did you let her go on top?

 

[Mr. B]

I wouldn't have guessed that gets old.

 

[Plecostomus]

But were you a gentleman? Did you let her go on top?

Of course.

I wouldn't have guessed that gets old.

I never said it got old sir, I was bragging.

 

[Canadave]

Sneak the wife in for a nooner?

Been there done that. Also shagged her in the store-room on a sack of coffee-beans at the diner.

Ah. Grinding the beans, eh?

 

[Luckyflux]

I am looking at my morning cup of coffee much differently now...

 

[Plecostomus]

Sneak the wife in for a nooner?

Been there done that. Also shagged her in the store-room on a sack of coffee-beans at the diner.

Ah. Grinding the beans, eh?

If you get going fast enough you can roast and steam them as well.

I am looking at my morning cup of coffee much differently now...

Next time you get your flirt on with the Coffee Wench, offer to take her in back and help her grind a sack of beans.

 

[ITL]

It's a slow day at work, I think I'll spend it by thrashing Zion with a rolled up newspaper.

...unless ya'll got a better suggestion.

Sneak the wife in for a nooner?

Do both! Multi-task, man! Multi-task!

(BTW - use a well-thumbed 1974 issue of The Radio Times instead of a rolled up newspaper. For teh kinkys.)

 

[Locutus of Bored]

It's a slow day at work, I think I'll spend it by thrashing Zion with a rolled up newspaper.

...unless ya'll got a better suggestion.

Make sure your topics have some content to them.