Box Office Numbers are in!!!!!

[Akiraprise]

They are $12345678998765654431535635643563456345623.

I don't know what the fuck that means but we need more box office number threads!

 

[anothertrekfan]

Fail.

 

[Dale]

Moderators are incapable of fail. All mod-authored jokes are, by definition, funny.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I predict that the weekend's final number will contain a "2."

 

[anothertrekfan]

Moderators are incapable of fail. All mod-authored jokes are, by definition, funny.

Perhaps you're right.

 

[Akiraprise]

I predict that the weekend's final number will contain a "2."

and a $ sign.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

If there's only two digits to the right of the decimal I fear the movie will disappoint.

 

[Cyrus]

This movie is a flop. All the projections based on previous movies are meaningless and wrong. It will not make another penny after today.

 

[anothertrekfan]

This movie is a flop. All the projections based on previous movies are meaningless and wrong. It will not make another penny after today.

Ok but if the movie makes more than $0.01 tomorrow you have to run naked in your street yelling, "I love Star Trek!"

 

[Borgminister]

Is this a drunkl thread in the making?

 

[Dale]

This movie is a flop. All the projections based on previous movies are meaningless and wrong. It will not make another penny after today.

Ok but if the movie makes more than $0.01 tomorrow you have to run naked in your street yelling, "I love Star Trek!"

Vetoed. That kind of publicity we Trekkies don't need.

Besides, have you ever seen a naked Trekkie? We tend to be a pale and doughy lot.

 

[anothertrekfan]

This movie is a flop. All the projections based on previous movies are meaningless and wrong. It will not make another penny after today.

Ok but if the movie makes more than $0.01 tomorrow you have to run naked in your street yelling, "I love Star Trek!"

Vetoed. That kind of publicity we Trekkies don't need.

Besides, have you ever seen a naked Trekkie? We tend to be a pale and doughy lot.

Yeah, but......it'll be funny.

 

[Akiraprise]

Fail.

You don't get to decide what threads FAIL in here. That's my job. I may suck at it, but I digress. I proclaim this thread WIN!!!

 

[Akiraprise]

Is this a drunkl thread in the making?

My drunkl threads are like anti-drunkls because I refuse to spell things wrong.

 

[Cyrus]

This movie is a flop. All the projections based on previous movies are meaningless and wrong. It will not make another penny after today.

Ok but if the movie makes more than $0.01 tomorrow you have to run naked in your street yelling, "I love Star Trek!"

Vetoed. That kind of publicity we Trekkies don't need.

Besides, have you ever seen a naked Trekkie? We tend to be a pale and doughy lot.

I am definitely not pale and doughy, I am more like that Apollo dude in the TOS episode. But don't worry I won't do it, don't want to get the ladies too excited.

 

[Borgminister]

Is this a drunkl thread in the making?

My drunkl threads are like anti-drunkls because I refuse to spell things wrong.

If true, then it'll be perfectly spelled incoherence after a fashion, depending on what you're drinking...

 

[anothertrekfan]

Fail.

You don't get to decide what threads FAIL in here. That's my job. I may suck at it, but I digress. I proclaim this thread WIN!!!

Thou shall be done.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I am definitely not pale and doughy, I am more like that Apollo dude in the TOS episode.

You wear a little shimmery mini-toga?

 

[Dale]

Ok but if the movie makes more than $0.01 tomorrow you have to run naked in your street yelling, "I love Star Trek!"

Vetoed. That kind of publicity we Trekkies don't need.

Besides, have you ever seen a naked Trekkie? We tend to be a pale and doughy lot.

I am definitely not pale and doughy, I am more like that Apollo dude in the TOS episode. But don't worry I won't do it, don't want to get the ladies too exited.

"...too exited." As in "running for the exits."

 

[Akiraprise]

Is this a drunkl thread in the making?

My drunkl threads are like anti-drunkls because I refuse to spell things wrong.

If true, then it'll be perfectly spelled incoherence after a fashion, depending on what you're drinking...

Bud Light Lime. As I was recently told, I'm going to grow a vagina if I keep drinking it. But I like it. Pussified beer that it is.