Avast, me hearties! Talk Like a Pirate Day be smartly approachin', and in honor o' such a glorious holiday...... Done for last year: Why Cylons don't make good pirates! "YARR! I can't see!" And me offerin' fer this year: Astromechs don't work too well as pirates, either! *BEEP*BOOP*WHISTLE*BEEP*? (ARR! Who's the bilgerat that put this patch o'er me eye?) (Me wife asked me if that was ARRRtoo Deetoo!)
Avast ye, maties! Ha' ya seen the dread captain of the pirate vessel Black Fire? He's said ta be a pointy eared devil with a black stud ear ring and blood of green! If ye happen ta see 'im, I advise ya ta stand clear 'cause they say he can read minds and has the strength of the devil, he does!