Are you going to see it in a box? With a fox?
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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It seems like Dr. Seuss could write a story for all the crying fanboys:
I will not like the new Kirk,
Replacing an icon just won't work,
I will not see this on Christmas Day,
I will not see this if Spock is Gay (that one is for Cogley
)
I do not like the story going backward,
I think the story should move forward,
I want a story about Riker and the Titan,
If you don't, then you're not a real fan,
Or maybe a plot about the Temporal Cold War,
The story of a young Kirk sounds like a real bore,
No, I will no like this Star Trek Prequel
Please give me a Nemesis Sequel
I will not like the new Kirk,
Replacing an icon just won't work,
I will not see this on Christmas Day,
I will not see this if Spock is Gay (that one is for Cogley
)I do not like the story going backward,
I think the story should move forward,
I want a story about Riker and the Titan,
If you don't, then you're not a real fan,
Or maybe a plot about the Temporal Cold War,
The story of a young Kirk sounds like a real bore,
No, I will no like this Star Trek Prequel
Please give me a Nemesis Sequel
Unfortunately, I have never been succesful in luring a fox into a movie theater to watch star trek...
If I did end up seeing it with a fox, I would be pretty happy. If the fox liked it, I would be very happy.
Jackson_Roykirk said:
It seems like Dr. Seuss could write a story for all the crying fanboys:
I will not like the new Kirk,
Replacing an icon just won't work,
I will not see this on Christmas Day,
I will not see this if Spock is Gay (that one is for Cogley
I do not like the story going backward,
I think the story should move forward,
I want a story about Riker and the Titan,
If you don't, then you're not a real fan,
Or maybe a plot about the Temporal Cold War,
The story of a young Kirk sounds like a real bore,
No, I will no like this Star Trek Prequel
Please give me a Nemesis Sequel
"I will not see this if Spock is Gay (that one is for Cogley
)" ... 
ok, seriously funny. 
I can play too. Here's the real plot to the movie:
It was a dark and stormy space.
Suddenly, Spock ran out.
A turbo lift door swooshed.
Checkov screamed.
Suddenly, a Klingon ship appeared on the horizon.
While millions of colonists were starving, Kodos lived in luxury.
Meanwhile, on a small farm on Gamma Hydra IV, a boy was growing up too quickly.
A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not seen a grup all day.
At that very moment, Dr. McCoy in sickbay was making an important discovery.
The mysterious patient in bed 213 had finally awakened.
She moaned softly.
Could it be that she was the sister of the boy on Gamma Hydra IV who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of Dr. Van Gelder who had escaped from the Tantalus penal colony?
Dr. McCoy frowned.
"Stampede!" the Captain shouted, and forty thousand tribbles thundered down the tiny chute.
The two men rolled on the ground grappling beneath the purring, small, soft, gentle animals.
A left and a right.
A left.
Another left and right.
An uppercut to the jaw.
The fight was over.
And so the ship was saved.
Dr. McCoy sat by himself in one corner of the galley.
He had learned about medicine, but more importantly, he had learned something about life.
It was a dark and stormy space.
Suddenly, Spock ran out.
A turbo lift door swooshed.
Checkov screamed.
Suddenly, a Klingon ship appeared on the horizon.
While millions of colonists were starving, Kodos lived in luxury.
Meanwhile, on a small farm on Gamma Hydra IV, a boy was growing up too quickly.
A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not seen a grup all day.
At that very moment, Dr. McCoy in sickbay was making an important discovery.
The mysterious patient in bed 213 had finally awakened.
She moaned softly.
Could it be that she was the sister of the boy on Gamma Hydra IV who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of Dr. Van Gelder who had escaped from the Tantalus penal colony?
Dr. McCoy frowned.
"Stampede!" the Captain shouted, and forty thousand tribbles thundered down the tiny chute.
The two men rolled on the ground grappling beneath the purring, small, soft, gentle animals.
A left and a right.
A left.
Another left and right.
An uppercut to the jaw.
The fight was over.
And so the ship was saved.
Dr. McCoy sat by himself in one corner of the galley.
He had learned about medicine, but more importantly, he had learned something about life.
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