Apartment 21

[Guy Gardener]

Apartment 23

I'm thinking that the original title to this sitcom was "The Bitch from Apartment 21" but TV is too small to have a word like bitch in the title of something that may have to be advertised in reputable publications like People or TV Guide.

How insulting is it to Christianity to call a show "Are you there Vodka, it's me Chelsea?"

America, you are a prude.

Now.

Oddly, the pilot to Kristin Ritter's last show also involved Cake and her ass, so maybe this is some sort of motif she is planning on working into every TV show Kristin does now and forever after?

I liked it.

Practically the same plot as Two Broke Girls, but Apartment 21 makes 2 broke girls look like a black and white four panel newspaper strip. I'm not saying it's better, but they certainly spent a lot more money on locations and extras...

Productionwise I'd say it's comparable to Scrubs when it was still trying.

Oh, and Dawson is shuffled into the mix too, as himself.

James Vanderbeek as James Vanderbeek, not the continuing adventures of Dawson Leary.

As a human being he's really (finally) grown into his face, I used to think he looked just like that halfmoon faced monster villain from Nightbreed.

It's like Y'know how in it's like Y'know where Jennifer Grey played herself as the whacky nieghbour...

Cool?

"Don't be a blond dude in a Vietnamese prison, that's the real life lesson here Chloe."

 

[Professor Zoom]

[pedantic]
It's apartment 23.
[/pedantic]

Didn't watch it. It was on?

 

[Agent Richard07]

I might check out the pilot to see what Krysten Ritter is up to these days.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

The ads made it look rather meh and I can't stand network comedy anyway. It's all so bland compared with cable.

America, you are a prude.

I can only assume you are unaccountably failing to watch Archer. You should really come up to speed on the good stuff.

 

[Admiral2]

Seen it.

I'll take 2 Broke Girls over it.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The ads made it look rather meh and I can't stand network comedy anyway. It's all so bland compared with cable.

America, you are a prude.

I can only assume you are unaccountably failing to watch Archer. You should really come up to speed on the good stuff.

Hiding the best thing on TV as a cartoon is underlining my point that America is a prude.

Good lord, Archer would last 5 minutes as a live action before some church group attacked.

 

[bigdaddy]

It's called. Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 21.

Literally you just say B.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Good to know.

Things must have been abbreviated with my advanced copy.

but they said that, "Don't trust the bitch in Apartment 23" at least three times.

Followed by "Who's the bitch in Apartment 23?"

And "I'm the Bitch in Apartment 23".

 

[bigdaddy]

Good to know.

Things must have been abbreviated with my advanced copy.

but they said that, "Don't trust the bitch in Apartment 23" at least three times.

Followed by "Who's the bitch in Apartment 23?"

And "I'm the Bitch in Apartment 23".

America is just stupid. It's why we have GCB instead of Good Christian Bitches.

You can have the song titled "Bitch" on the radio, it says bitch a few times. But another song can't say it or "crap" or even "high" (as I'm getting high). It's insane and stupid.

Look at the movie "Bully", it's rated R because they say fuck a few times. Saying fuck is bad, but fucking on screen is fine, blowing things up and killing people is fine. it's fucking insane.

*End of Rant*

 

[Guy Gardener]

That's a rant?

You are eloquent and reserved in you protestations sir.

GCB is offensive.

I'm not sure if they're lampooning the superChristians or they're being serious because I've met some people who are hooked on God worse and more destructively than meth. Of course I just mean they turn into an annoying assholes, which can't be worse than trying to eat a live cat.

Meth. The gift that keeps giving.

A denim jean line of clothing was shut down by a serious of tirades about impropriety and attacks on "the faith based message boards" in GCB last week.

Weak.

Small.

The things I put up with to spend a little time with Annie Potts.

 

[Agent Richard07]

I always wondered what "GCB" stood for, but never bothered to find out. I don't like it when shows use curse words in their title, because it's too awkward when they have to censor it. Hearing the announcer in the promos say "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23" doesn't sound right.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Would you rather they say 'b" or lady-dog?

"Beau Arthur is so old, they named the letter "b" after her."

Apart form being dead, if this is the title, which of course it is, she would have been a superb guest B to be buzzing arorund the complex... You'd think that they could get away with saying "B'yatch"?

Or don't the kids say that any more?

iIf they're going to censor what she is out, why use suxh a polite word?

The could call Kristen a "C"

Or a "GHF"

or a "PU"

or a "UC"

Or my persoinal favourite a "FFFFFFFFFFFFA"

I mean the tv show The Big C?

Do we honestly always think that that C means cancer?

I remember facepalming when watching Justine Bateman on Family Ties protesting in her mall speak about "how like y'know, the like y'know older y'know generation just doesn't get me."

I was Seven.

 

[bigdaddy]

Hearing the announcer in the promos say "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23" doesn't sound right.

I like it only because B and 23...

And The Big C is a double take, so it works. She's a big cunt and has cancer.

 

[Agent Richard07]

^ People often refer to cancer as "the big c", so it's not the same thing.

Didn't know about the double meaning.

 

[Guy Gardener]

That's just what happens to a woman's personality after teaching English to high School Students for 20 years.

Just.

Happens.

No.

Sooner.