Anyone remember Weslay Crushar in the 28rd Centary?

[LegacyAuthor]

Just going through memory lane and wonder if anyone remembers those posts and the website I set up?

http://jeffkhaxor.tripod.com/ (links work but now they open a separate window, just close the window)

Back in the day, I posted as JeffK (and then later as Capten 1337 to differentiate myself from the character on Somethingawful.com). It was my real attempt at trolling. I kept "confusing" Star Trek and Star Wars on purpose and the forums LIT UP.

Did you know, for instance that when Captain Picard was taken over by the Borg that made him an "eval Jedi King"? Stuff like that.

 

[LegacyAuthor]

Some questions and answers from TrekBBS users at the time:

STARSCREAM: I think there should be Transformers in STAR TRAK: WESLAY CRUSHAR IN TEH 28th CENTARY!!!
JEFFK: Yuor wish is our demand! Transformars WILL BE IN ST:WCIT2C!!!!

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JTK1701: What's the point in going to the bathroom, JeffK?
JEFFK: That is teh odd request, isnt it??? Yuo go to teh bathroom so yuo dont poop all ovar your yuorsalf. Maybe yuo need the extra big HUGGIES and Mama can help potty trane yuo!!! LAL!

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KEGG: Boba Fett with the dark side of the force in Star Trek?
JEFFK: **SPOILAR ALART!!!*** Yes, Kegg, Bob Fett is an eval, EVAL JEDI!!! He is oen of Weslay's GRAEV ENAMIES!!!

And there was one page that said:

He sees you whan yuor sleaping! He NOSE WHEN YUOR AWAKE!!!
HE SI NOT SANTA KLAS HE SI WESLAY CRUSHAR IN TEH 28TH CENTARY!!!
HE knows if yuo = signed his petitian or not, SO SIGN HIS PETITIAN BEFOER HE SICKS THE EVAL CYCLOPES MAN AT YUO!!!

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I don't even know where to start with this.

Going to close it since it's not a Misc topic.

If you'd like to start something more coherent in a Trek forum, feel free; but try to up the coherence and actual content.